My girlfriend says I have a body half a man. That would be nice,If I wouldn't be 22...
Do you know,why cool and amazing people are always busy?
I'll tell you later,right now I'm pretty busy...
The worst thing ever is accidentally stepping on your pet.
They trusted you!!! And you stepped on them!!! And they can't understand your apology!!!
I'm exhausted from all the studying I haven't done....
Stu(dying)
Stu(died)
***Chat***
Jack: FML dude,mom and dad just told me that I'm adopted.
Finn: Omg,I can't believe,that they kept it from you!! I'm glad I'm not adopted! Hahahaha
Jack: bro,we're twins
Finn: so?
Jack: think about it
Finn:shit...
girl: I had a wet dream about you
boy: oh really? What was is about?
girl: you got hit by a car and I peed myself laughing
boy: wanna hear a clean joke?
girl: yes
boy: Jake took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke now?
girl: okay
boy: Bubbles was a man
boy: Bitch
girl: I've been called worse
boy: like what?
girl: your girlfriend
boy: ...
girl1: b_ _ _s
p_n_s
f_ _ k
_ _ ndom
p_ _ s _
s _ x
girl2: books,pants,fork,random,pulse,six
girl1: wtf?! That's impossible!! what kind of a mind do you have??
girl2: a mature one ;)
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Why do we need school?
Music: there's youtube
Maths: we have calculaters
Sports (p.e): you can play the wii
geography: you can buy a map
history: they're all dead anyway
english: everything is shorten anyway (btw,brb,ily,...)
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Last but not least I have a letter from the mother to her messy children.
Mom: dear messy children.
I'm on a mini vacation. I hid some money in your room for food,so if you want to eat something,you'll have to clean up your rooms.
hugs,your mom xx
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Authors note: so,hope you liked the first chapter that far.... I try to update fast,and yeah. Please comment your opinions and suggestions :) see you next chapter
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