"So what's the difference?"
"One comes from cows, and the other comes from trees. But not just any trees-- those anime weeabo trees that orgasm their pink petals all over the place like its some kind of demonic tree orgy!!!"
. . . . . . I'm scared. Don't hug me. Staph. Pls. Nou. Boii. Mahboii. "Plz nou, Pheasant. I'm scared ;-;"
"Don't be scared... One day, you will feel their treeness on you, and you will become Japanese." He paused. "That's just common sense, okaaaaayyyyy?"
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Pheasant and Ostrich
HumorI. . . I am Ostrich. Presumably. And my brother(onii-chan). . . Is Pheasant. Presumably. I'm not making any guarantees here, alright? Make your own ducking choices - That's right- DUCKING. You're the one that chose to read this crazy pop tart. Of...
