"I really do wish we had more friends." Phil complained as he fed the little baby girl, they had adopted, by the nipple.
"Well lets abduct some!!!" Dan cheered.
"Okay I'll leave baby Zoella here to fend for herself. I'll leave her here alone in the middle of the wolve/zombie ridden woods...." Phil laughed sarcastically.
"Okay." Said Dan as he pushed the baby out of Phil's arms and pulled him away from their camp.
You see whilst Dan and Phil were getting Joe Sugg arrested for inhaling baby Miranda (the baby girl Dan gave birth to), the zombie apocalypse had started.
"Phil look! People!!" Dan cheered.
It's amazing how happy they could be whilst there families were getting brutally ripped apart by flesh eating dead people.
"Heyyyyyyy!" Phil shouted to the strange people that could potentially kill them...
"Hi!" They shouted back.
Hmmmm females *wink wink*.
Just kidding they have eachother and Zoella for that kind of stuff.
"Would you like to be abducted?" Dan shouted.
"Are you two famous youtubers who just recently put another famous youtuber in jail for inhaling there baby?" The dominant female voice asked.
"Why yes we are!" They cheered.
"Okay we'll come over now."
When they emerged from the bushes Dan and Phil were blown away by two things.
Number 1: how beautiful they were.
And number 2: how little clothes they were wearing.
They were just wearing lingerie.
"Hi I am Emily and I enjoy dancing and being sassy." The curly haired brunette stated.
"And I'm Kiera. I enjoy soccer, acting and having s*x with my dead boyfriend Jack." The small tan girl laughed.
"And finally I am Eireanne (Erin). I enjoy nothing but inhaling babies for fun." The smallest one of the group giggled.
"Well okay then." Phil shrugged as he led them back the where baby Zoella was being ripped apart by wolves.
"Aww look they are playing with her!" Kiera cooed.
"Um nah I think they are smelling her insides..." Said Eireanne as she ate a leaf.
"No. I think they are eating her." Emily said blankly.
"Oh crap not another one! We are running out of famous female youtubers to name our kids!" Dan sighed.
"It's okay baby. We can just start naming them after Pokémon." Phil smiled.
"So who wants to play truth or dare?" Suggest Kiera.
"I do!" Said one of the wolves.
"You can talk?" Emily asked.
"I am Tyler Posey!" He laughed as he turned into a human.
"TYLER POSEY!?!?" An unknown voice shouted from the edge of the bush that the other three girls had come from.
"Oh that's Courtney. She is our migit so don't go stealing her. K?" Emily said firmly.
Both Dan and Phil nodded as the small dark haired girl ran over and tackled Tyler.
"Um okay Dan truth or dare?" Kiera asked.
"Dare." Dan giggled.
"I dare you to lick Tyler Posey's abbs." Kiera laughed maniacally.
Courtney's head then shot straight up and her teeth became sharp and pointy.
She then hissed and went back to ogling Tyler.
"Okay then.... Emily truth or dare." Dan asked.
"Corah?" Emily asked as she looked behind Phil.
"Heyyy guyzz. Um so I got all the stuff you asked for, oh I also picked up a few people on the way." Corah who was the strange one of the group laughed.
She was also the only one wearing clothes.
Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley then appeared from behind her.
"These are my bitches touch them you die." Corah said darkly as she pulled out a large butchers knife from her back pocket.
"Oh and Eireanne I found someone for you." Corah giggled as she yanked on the chain she was carrying.
Keegan Allen then appeared crawling on all fours with a dog collar on.
"Oh thank you!!!" Eireanne squealed as she ran over and layed on his back.
"Anything for me?" Emily asked.
"Your sharing with me aren't you?" Corah questioned.
Emily then nodded.
Dan and Phil then heard a cry from the bushes.
It was a baby!
They rushed over and Phil lifted it out of the bushes.
"Lets call him Sweeney. As in Sweeney Todd." Phil smiled as his eyes filled up with happy tears.
"I love him." Dan said possesivly.
They then went and rejoined there group.
Corah sat on Draco as she laughed with Ron and Emily.
Eireanne was just petting Keegan like a cat and tickling him under his chin.
Kiera sat holding baby Sweeney.
And Courtney...
Well whoever came within a ten meter radius of her and Tyler would be hissed at and attacked...
"This is our family now." Dan smiles.
"Oh until two new character is introduced in the next chapter." Phil said.
"Oh yeah sorry." Dan laughed.
