60 Ways to be Obnoxious

Prologue: Obnoxious Friends

Well, you know those obnoxious friends everyone has in school? We all know who they are because everyone has them. Yes, everyone. Well we are just the same as you guys, we also have these obnoxious friends.

We always feel like we can't tell them everything, because they are so terribly obnoxious. They all have different ways in which they are obnoxious, so that's what this book is going to be about.

You have those overly obsessed friends, stupid friends, clingy friends, weird friends, and many, many more. And that's what makes your very own obnoxious friend.

Like a Build-A-Bear, but obnoxious friend version.

Or when you order a Starbucks: Oh yes, hello, I would like one of your iced chocolate milkshakes with extra obnoxious friends, please. And with a sprinkle more obnoxiousness, and some obnoxious whipped cream on top, please.

And that's only the beginning of it all.

This is at school, which means there are tons more ways for your friends to be obnoxious- at school.

All our thoughts and stories are going to be in this book, all about those obnoxious friends. 60 ways, if you didn't gather that by the title.

So imagine this as a survival guide or some kind of instruction manual on how to operate your very own obnoxious friend- batteries not included.

Or maybe if you're feeling like you want to live life on the wild side, go ahead and use this list of all the obnoxious ways and go and be obnoxious to all your friends. They'll understand, friends are all relatable... Unless they're too obnoxious to be able to understand.

I declare the obnoxiousness to start now!

And yes, you guessed it, the word obnoxious is going to be the most used word in the book.

~obnoxious obnoxious obnoxious obnoxious obnoxious~