60 Ways to be Obnoxious

1: Bitchy Girls

So those 'bitchy girls' you see around the corridors, in the classrooms, or hanging in the toilets, well this is what this chapter is going to be about.

They are so obnoxious in so many ways! So many!

"Yeah that teacher, she's such a bitch, she gave me a detention because someone threw a pencil at me! I didn't even do nothing!"

That's just a typical example of what they would say, bending the truth to get attention or respect. It's dumb.

You know exactly what happened, and know exactly what you did to get that detention.

Well no, of course the pencil didn't just fall from the sky. I mean come on, that's just defying physics, and we all know you can't defy physics in an English lesson, that's long and so much work. But you know that you just over reacted. You probably screamed at that person because they threw that pencil at you. You probably made a scene, causing the class to become distracted. That's why you got the detention.

But that is only the beginning, that was only just in the classroom. What they say during lunch and breaks add to that.

The fact that girls bitch about their "friends" is unbelievably obnoxious. We have seen people do this and we are sure you guys have to.

For god sake, I mean they are supposed to be your friends and then you go and bitch about them behind their back. And the worst part, the next time they see their "friend", they are the biggest suck ups ever and act like nothing has happened.

Girls bitch because they run out of small talk.

Likes those frequent awkward situations.

Girls are girls, (especially those kind of girls) are classed as 'normal'. What's so normal about having a go at everyone, being moody and complaining about everything? It just gets boring.

It's like playing Baby by Justin Bieber on repeat for hours on end.

Or having a whole political party ramble about stuff that doesn't really solve anything.

All these things have one thing in common: no one cares! It's repetitive, boring, and just makes you want to slap yourself.

At least to the people who don't give two sh*ts about why you want to punch someone in the face, or why you want to slap someone and send them on the moon to suffocate.

Yep. So dealing with these people can be quite the pain. It's better to just leave them to it. Maybe in your head, you can just say to yourself how much you want to strangle them and send them to Mars. On Mars there are no people to bitch about, bitch to, or to be obnoxious to just because of the simple fact that they are a bitch. Problem solved. It's a win-win situation. But we know they will never go to Mars.

Sucks.

The whole world would be a better place.

Just by sending them to another planet.

Why can't this be a thing, NASA?!
You had one job and you failed us all.

One job!

Those are my thoughts.

I quite fancy that Starbucks now, but no more obnoxiousness... I've had quite the trouble.