Life with a Vampire

A Random Weekend in the Human world

Hazuki: OMG!!! 2K reads!!!! Thanks so much!!!!! XD

Kimura: Whoa... this is wonderful!!

Hazuki: kimura... look... it's megumi wearing a swimsuit~

Kimura: *blushes* I'm not falling for that anymore...

Megumi: Kimura-kun!! *wearing a swimsuit*

Kimura: hm? ... oh my h eh wjjshgsjbdhajhehdhsjhs... *fans himself* m-m-m-m-me-g-g-gumi?!????? Gah st dhnshgshdghshwhsh *faints*

Hazuki: see? I told you megumi is wearing a swimsuit. > w <

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*alarm clock ringing*

Shizumi: oh my fudge!!!! YEEEESSSHHH!!! TODAY IS THE DAY!!!! *goes to hyosuke's room*

Hyosuke: *sleeping*

Shizumi: *opens door forcefully* ONII-CHAN!!!!!!! *jumps on his bed*

Hyosuke: Shizumi?! What the heck are you doing?!

Shizumi: TODAY IS THE DAAAAAYYY!!!!!

hyosuke: oh no... nononono... don't tell me today is...

Shizumi: FOOD HUNTING DAY!!!!

Hyosuke facepalms.

Hyosuke: there goes my savings again......

Shizumi: BROTHER!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, 10 LAYERED CHOCOLATE CAKE, ROASTED HAM *BLAH BLAH BLAH*

Hyosuke: Okay! Alright!! Will you just shut up geez...

Shizumi: woooooo!!! I love you so much brother!!!! *hugs hyosuke*

Suddenly Shirou came in out of nowhere.

Shirou: yo. Hey you said today is Food hunting day right? Can I have some of your blood then? *smirks*

Shizumi: the fudge?! Bastard!!! Get out!!! And food hunting day is for me only!!! Mememememememe!!!! *jumps up and down on hyosuke's stomach*

Hyosuke: ack...!!?!?? S-S-Shirou!! I'M BEGGING YOU,..!! GET MY SISTER OFF OF ME BEFORE SHE KILLS ME!!!

Shirou: fine fine. But in return I need a favor.

Hyosuke: w-what... ahhhh!! Is it?!?!?!?

Shirou: make the biggest pudding that you can possibly make. *drools* (I love pudding....)

Hyosuke: okay!! Now get my sister off of me!!!!!

Shirou: surely. *carries Shizumi like a sack of potatoes*

Shizumi: hdhajxhbehsjjsnusnsnjs!!!!! Uwweeeeehhh!! Help!! A creepy bastard vampire is carrying meeeh!!!

Shirou: Shut up Baka-neko. Or I'll kiss you.

Shizumi: eeewww now your acting like that flirt.

Shirou: You're comparing me with that jerk?!

Shizumi: yeees!

Shirou: *pulls out dog collar*

Shizumi: *sweat drops*

10 SECONDS LATER

Shirou: Come here *pulls shizumi*

Shizumi: acck!! (I'm being suffocated?!) _(T-T )

~meanwhile is the sasaki mansion~

Ken: this is it final level!!! The THE ULTRA SUPER SONIC MEGA HUGE RED FLAMING BLOODY HELL DRAGON OF THE TOWER OF SCARY EVIL DARK FOREST OF THE GIANT HUMANOID KING OF DARKNESS!!