Hazuki: this is going to be hard but fun!!! >:D I might take a while since I need to draw them with dresses. Also... I don't know how I'm gonna make their makeover but I'll just draw them cutely... ;)
Shirou: this is going to be weird...
Shion: haha... for the readers I'll even strip--
Hazuki: *hits shion with a frying pan* NO STRIPING PERVERT!!!
Ken: I don't know... guess we'll be wearing dresses then?
Hazuki: of course it's the rules!!! ^^ it's a matter of life or death seriously, cuz NO tea party with boys dressing up like girls = the world being sucked up by a black hole, END OF THE WORLD TUTS!!!
Kimura: it's for megumi so I'll do it!!! *grabs a fancy princess dress*
Hazuki: mew... are ye gay lad?
Kimura: no... and what's with the pirate accent.
Hazuki: I'm mimikin' captain pirate foxy.(lol I just had to.. xD) Now where is me hook? And where is me treasure lad?
Dark lord: well... I really don't know too... should we really wear dresses?
Hazuki: well ye must know cuz ye ain't gonna be alive if ye don't follow lil' megumi's rules right?
Hiroki: I swear this is even worst than being vanished in the middle of the desert.
Hazuki: then go back to yer desert lad!!!
Hiroki: that's out of the question...
Vampire king: as long as I won't do my Kingly duties this is better... ^w^
Hazuki: .... lazy old fart!!! XD
Vampire king: I'll vanish chocolates if you say that to me again.
Hazuki: uh!! Nunununuununuuuu!!! Not meh chocolayt!!! Sowwy your highness!!! Dx *bows on the ground*
Sakuya: this is... disturbing..
Hazuki: yez it iz meh good siirrr...
Hyosuke: luckily I'm cooking...
Hazuki: nope!!! Everyone will wear boys clothes that includez you toooo hyosukeeeee... you will wear a dweesssyyy!!!
Shirou: are you in drugs or just stupid..??
Hazuki: I ammsss stupido meh shiroupuuuu.... *trips on the floors* mehehebene.he... the floor is magnificent!!! *kisses floor* mueheheneneneennzhshah
All the boys: yep... she's on drugs...
Hazuki: *rolls around the floor* the floor is meh fwiend!!! *stands up* *sees a recking ball and rides it* I CAME IN LIKE A WREKING BALL!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU ALL!!! ALL OF YOU WILL WEAR FANCY DRESSES!! CUZ IT IS THE RULESMUHEHENENBXBANK!!!!
Everyone: okay I'm out!!! *runs away*
Hazuki: wer r ye goin'?! The fun is just startin' memehshaehjks... *swings the wreking ball around* *smashes a house* habanabahjah!!! See ye in de nexUU chapeeruuuu!!! Now gimme a kisu kisu!!!!
Random person: run away readers!! RUN AWAY!!!
You: okay... I'm outta here!! *runs*
Hazuki: ahehsahaenjuhooooooooomoookpueeee!!!! Weeee~~~~~ *swings on the wrecking ball* XD muehehehe!!
???: ... *shots a sleeping pill in Hazuki's mouth*
Hazuki: *gulps the sleeping pill* ....eh.. *falls*
???: *catches hazuki* ....
Hazuki: *snoooorreess*... Zzz....Zzz...
???: *places hazuki on a couch*.......... *grabs a white board and writes on it*....... *shows what he wrote*
'I'm so sorry my little sister got a bit crazzy again... My name is Haruki Kanzaki if you're wondering why I'm not talking, it's because I'm a mute... Also, look forward to my little sister's next chapter. Goodbye and sorry for her unmanered behavior... untill next time readers....'
Haruki: ...... *waves his hand*...
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Life with a Vampire
VampirosShizumi is a normal girl, nothimg more nothing less... She has a missing father that she hasn't met for a whole decade! She wondered for her father's disappearance... But then, before she knew it her whole life change because of a supernatural being...
