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If you can't convince them,confuse them.
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A good friend is like a good bra-
Hard to find,
Supportive,
Comfortable,
Always lifts you up,
Makes you look better,
And ALWAYS....Is close to your Heart....
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Teacher: Why are talking during my leason?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversion?
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Life is not like a box of chocolates,
Its more like a box of Jalapenos,
What you do today,
Might burn your butt tomarrow!
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Love your enimies,
Cause it makes them so dang mad!
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The crap you heard about me,
May be 'true',
But then again,
It might be as fake as the witch you heard it from!
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I've figured out the secret to true happiness,
It's really simple,
Don't marry a jerk or an idiot..
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How normal people flirt, Girl- "Hey Sexy ;}" Male- "Right back at yah ;]"
How I flirt: Me- "If you were a tree.........You'd be a good tree...-Awkward silence-..." Male- "Uh....Yeah....;-[]"
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After Tuesday even the calender says- WTF (What the freak!)
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Enjoy Life,Theres plenty of time to be dead.
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The Rash:
This person will follow you around on Facebook and comment on EVERYTHING you do,
Annoying guy- HAHAHAHA! LOL good one!! You are the funniest guy ever!
Annoying guy- You have nice eyes has anyone ever told you that? There like little peaches.
Annoying guy- OMG I totally agree with EVERYTHING you just said! I'll agree with anything you say actually!
You: -Defriends Annoying guy- Annoying guy- Where are you going?!Pay attention to me!
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