Chapter 1

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I cleared my throat before I began the Orientation speech. I don't really get why Freshman's need a orientation speech like as if they're going to understand everything just by listening to the speech which anyways none of the these will listen.

"May I have your kind attention please. Dear Freshman students welcome to  Crawford High . I am Patsy Jackson , the President of the student council body and I am here to tell you everything that one person needs to know from an Orientation speech................." I spoke for nearly an hour.

I walked down the palladium and went towards the canteen. I was really very hungry because of speaking continuously for one hour. Even though what I spoke was utter bullshit. As soon as I entered the canteen I am welcomed by a huge applause.

"Patsy! It was amazing"
"Patsy you rocked the speech"
"Patsy damn be my gf"
"Patsy is my dream gf bro stay away from her"
"I love you Patsy"

Yeah yeah some of the stuff that people usually say about me. Even though I could have been sarcastic to these lame comments I still smiled at everyone. Come on I don't want to get on people's bad side especially on the first day of school.

"There she is! Woo hoo Patsy you were great up there" Nicole said clapping

What a fake bit**. Nicole was basically one of those up people who tried too hard to be my friend just to gain popularity. Sadly I had to be friendly with her as her mom is friend's with my mom.

"I know Nicole. I always am " I say while giving one of my fake smiles.

"PATSY YOU WERE OK UP THERE. STOP BOASTING" Becca yells as she made her way past through the gulping crowd.

Now see that's my best friend. Becca is my best friend since childhood when I wasn't even popular. Becca is kind of a nerd and a shy person and according to everyone she doesn't deserve to be my friend because she is a loser. But i don't give a fuck to anybody's opinion. Becca for me is my childhood friend and like my sister. I love her a lot.

"Hah bitch you know I did great up there" I say winking at her. I am not self obsessed. I am a self assured person. I am self assured that I really did a great job at giving the speech so heck why not I do deserve the compliments.

"Haha yes Patsy you did an amazing job babe. Everyone is impressed by the speech." She says while giving me her warm flashy smile. That's the only opinion I care about to be honest. Because I know it's true.

"Becca do you want some brownies? I am about to get me some because I am really exhausted and hungry" I ask Becca

She nods and I take that as a yes. I walk towards the huge table where all types of food were kept. All types of fatty food. I am very conscious about my weight. I have a perfect body and I would like to keep it the same forever. The only thing that tempts me with lots of calories is BROWNIES. I love brownies. They make me happy.

I look at the large china-ware plate where brownies are kept. I readily take a huge piece of brownie and stuff it in my mouth.

"Woah there Polar bear easy with the brownie" Nico says laughing

I look at him with disgust. I hate Nico. There is no particular reason of why I hate him but I really really hate him a lot. His face makes me wanna go puke. I get indigestion just by looking at him.

"Ew why are you even living? The earth feels suffocated by your presence. If we ever die because of global warming the reason would be you. " I say giving him my frosty cold look.

"Patsy....Patsy.....Patsy.... Your rude comment are killing me" He says dramatically putting his hand on heart and making the I am dead face.

"Oh I am glad it's killing you. Rip Nicholas. No one shall ever miss you. Actually it's like a boon to the girls who would have their hearts unbroken. " I say to him still sticking up to ny cold frosty look.

"Patsy you shouldn't be saying as I heard you have never let any of your boyfriend go ahead of second base with you. You're a virgin Patsy and you will die like that. " he says laughing as he watches my face go red not with blush but with pure anger

"Look here you fucking asshole the reason I am single because I am not one of those sluts who are desperate to get laid. My social status is already high and Hell I am the most famous girl in school right now. The guys I date should thank God everyday for being able to date me. In fact what surprises me is that how are girls even crazy for you considering that you have a pea sized penis " I gave him my wicked smile knowing that what I said was too much for Nico to take into his ant sized brain.

"Woah there you crazy lady my penis is not pea sized......" He says before he was abruptly cut off by some newbie.

"Hi my name is Lily Stone. I am interested to be your assistant " shes says enthusiastically. I wanted an assistant desperately because you know there is alot of pressure on a student council president.

"Oh well sure; follow me and I'll give you a form which you have to filll" I say putting on my casual bossy attitude.

I turn my back and grab hold of Lily by hand and make my way through the crowd towards my locker.

"We are not done yet We are not done" I hear Nico screaming. He was  laughing. Somehow that idiot always find everything funny. God definitely made a lot of mistake while making him.

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