I opened my eyes. I saw a ceiling above me. I was in my bed. I sat up. I was in my apartment. Thank god that kidnapping stuff was a dream.
I must have fallen asleep last night after texting John Cena about planning a first date at McDonalds.
Then my cellphone rang.
I picked it up and said, "hello?"
"Hi "
"Who is this?" I asked.
"It's Nikki!" She answered.
"NIKKI BELLA???" I shouted.
"No ? Who the hell is that?" She said.
I realized it was just my friend. "Sorry. What's up?" I asked.
"Nikki Bella ? Isn't she with John Cena?" She answered.
"You have no proof of that! They broke up!" I shouted. They must have broken up because John Cena and I were dating now.
"Listen I'm not an idiot I know about your John Cena obsession. But on John Cena's instagram he posted a picture of him and Nikki." She said.
"What??? But that can't be! I'm dating him!" I said.
"What are you talking about? And don't forget that I invited you to my party tomorrow." She said.
"But your party was like 3 weeks ago!" I answered. "Wait what day is it?" I asked.
"Wow you're on drugs. And if you want to know the day check your phone. That's why you buy a phone" she answered.
"Omg you are such a bitch" I said.
"Take that back!" She shouted.
"No!"
"Well you know what ? John Cena would never ever date you because you're ugly and stupid and you need to fix your nose it's not nice! And also you'll never do it with John Cena because I already did it with him! Twice!" She shouted.
"Oh my god you are the worst! And John Cena doesn't like you!" I shouted.
"ATLEAST I WOULDNT PAY HIM" she yelled.
"You're horrible! You know what fuck your party cause I'm not going!!!" I yelled.
"Good I wouldn't want you to be there! I would beat you with my bare hands and kill you like John Cena would kill you." She said.
"Not true!!" I yelled.
"Prove it!"
"Meet me at Walmart tomorrow at 3:02 PM and we can fight to the death!" I said.
"Fine!"
"Fine!!!"
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JOHN CENA- a love story
РазноеIt may be almost impossible to spot a famous person outside at a store or on the street, but could you imagine them falling in love with you?