The next day, Nikki and I had a crazy fight, and I nearly died. Untill I found hope from John Cena. I thought about how upset he would be if I died.
Then I actually used my brain for once and figured that if I go to the supermarket I might find John Cena again. And I did!
But there's a problem.
I also really like Bob Duncan...
Maybe first I could Tell John Cena that I love him... Then I could ask him how he feels about a threesome.
I was in the hospital after almost dying, and I was unable to leave for two days. But I needed to have sex with John and Bob now. I could not wait any longer. I can't risk losing them.
Then my phone rang and I answered:
"Hello"
"Hi there stupid bitch!" I heard.
"Who the fuck is this?" I asked.
"Amy" she responded.
"Amy Bitch?"
"No! Amy Duncan! I've been reading your diary and I know how you feel about Bob."
"Listen back the fuck off! You have like 6 kids! You want him just so you can have more children?" I said.
"Fine. We'll make a deal." She said.
"What's the deal?"
"You can have Bob exterminate your virginity if... Well, my oldest son, PJ, he's still a virgin and I get so embarrassed about that. So if Bob could exterminate his virginity and then record it and show me the sex tape, then you can have him." She said.
"Alright you stupid bitch" I agreed.
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JOHN CENA- a love story
AléatoireIt may be almost impossible to spot a famous person outside at a store or on the street, but could you imagine them falling in love with you?
