Twas the night before Christmas and all the jews were at the movies.
And all through the apartment not a creature was stirring exept for the bitches in 22a.
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.-mouse? U wish, your in an apartment ,thats a RAT!
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care and believe me the room could use some fresh air.
With mommy and her kerchief and I and my cap we all settled down for a big snort of crack.
As I drew in my head and turned back around down the chimney he came with a bound.
How does no one see that he is drunkof his ass.
He was dressed in fur from his head to his foot, his were tarnished with ashes and sut♨.
-that, drinking and driving in a furry gaaayoutfit covered in sut-
he's smoking and u let him in the house because he said he had something for your kids.
And how fat is he anyway. Everyone always leaving cookies out I bet he's a diabetic too.
Leave him a plate full a Incyline how about that.
He sprang to his slay as his team gave a whistle-gotta go quick, there's a cop with a pistol.
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight- Merry Christmas to all and to all a fuck night.
YOU ARE READING
bruh.....u nasty
Nezařaditelnéthis is my first book and it contains very nasty jokes so[kids don't read....but i know some of you kids are gonna read anyway] also please don't copy these jokes i came up with most them myself.
