A man and his wife were taking a train to go to his mother's house. when they got on the train there was only one seat left.
the man saw that and told his wife to sit in his lap for the whole train ride.his wife was a big and heavy woman but he made her sit in his lap anyway.
she sat in his lap and asked "am i heavy? " no your not. he said to her.
one hour later.
"am i heavy?" no....*pant*....your....*pant*....not.
one more hour later.
"am i heavy? " no....deep breath....your....deep breath....not. "ok"
last hour
"an i heavy?" yes....deep breath....oh...deep breath ..my..deep breath....god..deep breath ..YOU..deep breath ..BROKE..deep breath ...IT!
"what did i break?" MY....deep breath....DICK.....*pass out*
YOU ARE READING
bruh.....u nasty
Diversosthis is my first book and it contains very nasty jokes so[kids don't read....but i know some of you kids are gonna read anyway] also please don't copy these jokes i came up with most them myself.
