Protecting The Idiots

Chapter 2

A/N I'm back! Soz guys.

Recap
We all got out and PIB walked up to a medium sized white detached house and the door opened and we all got inside.

Waiting for us in the living room was our manager.

"Boys, I know you must be shaken up about what happened and I am truly sorry that this happened." Our manager said with a sincere look.

"We were afraid this would happen, we think this has something to do with the threats your were getting but the police are working on it and have given you a bodyguard, but not any bodyguard it's the best bodyguard they have." Said our manager.

"In fact your bodyguard is the person who brought you here" At that we all turned to look at PIB and that's when PIB pulled their hood down.

And PIB was in fact a GIB.

GIRL IN BLACK.

Ashtons POV

"Do you want to play charades?"

"No thanks"

"Do you want to play Pokémon?"

"No thanks"

"Do you want to play Legend of Zelda?"

"No thanks"

"Do yo-"

"SHUT UP MICHAEL!" Screamed Luke.

"What? I was just trying to be nice." Michael said defensively.

"I was just trying to be nice" Luke said mimicking Michael.

"What was that?" Michael said grabbing Luke in a headlock.

"Guys, guys" Calum said calmly, walking into the room.

Probably washed his mouth after he choked on that fly.

Nasty stuff.

"We have a pretty lady living with us now, what kind of impression are you leaving on her." Calum turned to PIB ( whose name we now know is actually agent 18- even though I don't think that's a proper name but yeah) and winked at her to which she just raised an eyebrow at.

'Yeah a pretty lady that has a gun and could shoot you on the spot." I deadpanned, not liking the way he was looking at her.

"Mr. Irwin, you don't need to worry. My job is to protect you, not kill you." The sound of Agent 18's melodic voice saying my name (or anything for that matter) made my stomach do this weird thing.

I knew that having a "who can eat the most curry" competition at one am last night - with the curry left over from dinner, when we ordered to much curry- was a bad idea.

My stomach is being weird because of that.

Yup.

Oh my goodness. What if I die!

I am sooooo going to come back and haunt Michael for making us do that.

After we had gotten over the initial shock that our bodyguard was a girl, our manager had left us with her -and some other bodyguards that were positioned outside- to go and sort out some things. He said it was something about an investigation or something.

I was interrupted from my thoughts by the sound of "If you don't know" playing.

At that Michael and Luke looked up from their weird position on the floor with Michael on top of Luke and Luke trying to slap Michael but Michael dogging his hits but I could tell Luke had got a few hits by the way Michael's cheeks were red.

As for Calum he was on his phone swaying his head side to side lightly while miming the lyrics.

"Hello?" Came agent 18's voice. It was her phone that went off. She pressed some button on her earpiece and answered the call.

She looked at us and mouthed "sorry" and held one finger up.

"I'm on duty starting today...yes that was today...okay thanks... love you too" Agent 18 said into the phone but said the last part quieter than the rest. My heart chest did a weird thing when she said "love you too" .

Who was she saying that to?

I must be having heartburn.

"Sorry about that, It was an important call but I will make sure that won't happen again because your safety is my only priority now."

"Oh-...don't- worry-...about-... it" Luke said with a strained voice as he tried to get out of Michael's grasp.

Trust Luke to be nice even if he's in a difficult situation.

"Yeah, it's no problem." I said giving her a warm smile.

"Thank you sir."

"We have told you already that you can call us by our names, no need for formalities." I said.

"Sir is a form of respect, and I respect you and your music, and you are also my boss so I guess it fits" She replied.

I really need some medication.

Because when she said those words, my stomach did a flip