It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm quiet people ask me what's wrong with you.
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3 am phone call:"Hey,are you asleep?"
"No..I'm skydiving"
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Full form of MATH:
M-Mental
A-Abuse
T-To
H-Humans
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I hate when people are at your house and ask,
"Do you have a bathroom?"
and I'm just like "No,not at all We shit in the yard."
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The biggest lie I tell myself is,
I don't need to write that down,I'll remember that"
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"I don't have a bad handwriting,I have my own font."
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Chocolate comes from cocoa,
which is a tree that makes it a plant.Then chocolate is a salad.
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I won't be impressed with the technology unless I'm able to download the food.
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my class?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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Don't break their heart.They have only one.
Instead break their bones.They have 206.
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