"I'm not ARGUING."
I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
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Women's apology:
I'm sorry but it was your fault :p
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Son: Dad why do you have few grey hairs in your head?
Dad: Son,every time you tell a lie my hair turns very in colour.
Son: oh! now I understand how grandfather has white hairs all over his head!
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When you really,really want to slap someone,do it.Just remember to say "mosquito"
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"What it is called when your crush has a crush in you?"
It's called IMAGINATION.
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Old people at the weddings always poke me and says "you are the next"
So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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"I'm not lazy.I'm in energy saving mode."
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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his
father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies
became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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In a school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching."
Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy
makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is busy watching apples."
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