RANDOM RANT

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I HATE YOU SCIENCE PROJECT


I HATE YOU GALAXY BACKGROUND


I HATE YOU DRAWING SKILLS


I HATE YOU CHAIR.


I MEAN. WHAT THE HECK.


IM LEARNING IN ELA, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR.



IT WAS LIKE COMMITIMG SUCICDE. 


DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT FLOOR IS?! MY BRAINS WOULD SPILL EVERYWHERE..




OK. MAYBE IM BEING TO DRAMATIC. BUT STILL.


DID GRAVITY ADVANCE SOMEHOW?! LIKE, I WAS SITTING ON MY CHAIR. PROPERLY.


WELL...MAYBE I WAS SITTING ON THE EDGE...SOOOO YEAH.


ALSO.


DENTISTS, WHY YOU PUT FLORIDE ON MY TEETH *^*


FEELS DISGUSTING.



TASTES DISGUSTING.



DONT ASK.


AND WHEN DID GOOGLE BECOME SO USELESS?!


IM SEARCHING SCIENCE-Y THINGS AND THIS IS WHAT COMES UP


•Cute cat videos!


....


WOW.


SEARCHING ABOUT KEPLER 452b AND CATS COME UP.


....IM ALLERGIC TO CATS!



WUT.


AND NOW IM WONDERING HOW COMPUTERS, AND TECHNOLOGY WORKS.


AND WHEN IM SEARCHING UP HOW TO SAY 5,878,499,810,000 ALL THIS MATH COMES UP.

OK. SOME OF THIS MATH IS LITERALLY COLLEGE MATH.

OR ITS A FOERIGN LANGUAGE.

20 YEARS FROM NOW OUR BRAINS WILL FAIL ON US AND WE WONT REMEMBER HOW TO DO 10+9= (?)

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AND THOSE POOR PEOPLE WHO HAD TO WRITE THE DICTIONARY.


ALL THOSE WORDS.

AND THE LONGEST WORD IS LITERALLY JUST A BUNCH OF LETTERS.



AND IT TAKES

3

HOURS

TO PRONOUCE..


I DONT UNDERSTAND HUMAN LIFE.





~Swiggty Swoggty, I'm coming for that booty~


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