SHUT UP AND RAGE!

What Candy Does To You

Think I was hyper last night.

I was drunk on candy.

We were playing soccer.

And then I started screaming, "ITS A FREE FOR ALL!! WE CAN KILL EACH OTHER!" Then I tackled my friend..

Then I picked up a green mat and started trapping people in it and I was also screaming, "THE BOOGIE MAN IS GONNA GET YOU!" My other hyper friend joined me with trapping kids..

After that...I had a fuzzy sweater (btw I have glasses now) and my sleeves were really long (cause it fuzzy) and I started swinging the sleeves around saying a deep voice

"Be my friend...BFFEE! Best friends forever enemies ever..."

Then my friends were playing Pokemon cards.

And I shouted while pointing at the cards, "WHAT ARE THOOOSSSEEEEE!"

Head, shoulder, knees and toes, WHAT ARE THOSE!

Then I lost my iPad charger.

R.I.P