just gonna

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ok so there's this one frisky kid who has a crush on me (it was that five year old kid who said I love you when I was playing minecraft pe)
he's a freaking pervert.
why?
1. He keeps calling me his wife even though I told him to stop multiple times
2. He hit my butt with a tennis racket
3. He keeps whispering I love you to me
4. He keeps trying tO HUG ME BUT I WANT MY PERSONAL SPACE
5. a couple of hours ago he literally said that he wanted to have sex with me and my nephew was there and he went
"EW"
and started chasing him and trying to choke him
thnx nephew.


I'm about to go omega flowey on this freaking kid

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