"Nerd watch where you're fucking going," A hideous looking guy with a set of rotten teeth growled making me immediately grimace.
Gah! Does he even own a toothbrush?!
"Brush your teeth twice a day and make sure you use a mouth wash that contains Sorbitol, Sodium Saccharin and Eucalyptol in it too!"
The tooth guy was blushing a little because of my 'nerdy' comeback and the fact that I managed to insult him made him even more shy.
I rolled my eyes at his flustered face. Ha! I wore fake glasses for one day and BAM I'm suddenly a nerd?
I signed as I made my way through the jungle, that was a code word for my dreadful class room as the teacher dragged on about how Jem Finch from 'To Kill A Mocking Bird' matured.
"Natalie think you could maybe explain it to us?" Mr. Hepburn asked. He was a balding man who had a thick sarcasm hidden up his hideous goatee. I'm not even kidding his bald head was more smoother than my future!
"Natalie carry on child."
Rolling my eyes at Mr. Hepburn I managed to mutter a cuss word making the class roar with laughter.
"Do you want detention? YOUNG LADY?!!!"
"Take a chill pill, Mr. Hepburn I'm sure the library turtle would be more than interested."
Last week I found out that Mr. Hepburn had been sneaking around a little with the library lady who by the way looked like a turtle on meds.
Needless to say Mr. Balding Fart wasn't so happy at my slip. But he chose to shut his mouth knowing damn well that he was less entirely screwed.
After hours of endless torture, nah just 10 minutes of trying hard not to fall flat asleep in my desk, the bell finally rang making me jump out of my desk.
Everyone started to pack their things not before patting me on my back and encouraging me to do more rebellious things like I always did.
And the rotten tooth guy had the guts to call me a nerd? Ha! I'm far from what that stupid idiot thinks.
