Hey guys let me just say this is chapter 50 of this book and there has been about 800 reads like what I never expected that many amazing people to read my book so yeah today I'm going to do a little get to know me thing and some more randomness enjoy u amazing lovely cool awesome people I love u guys........
Name: Glitchy (not my real name just nickname)
Age:12
Date of Birth:8/27/03
Zodiac sign:Virgo
Female
Stuff I like:skateboarding, video games, writing, reading, forest, drawing, Creepypasta, fnaf, horror, anime, music
Stuff I don't like: pink, dresses, jewelry,MAKE UP, basics XD,being told what to do,girly stuff, fake people
I hope ave a dad mom and 3 brothers I'm the only girl
My Favorite colors a: Blue,red,orange,black,grey,yellow
What I look like: long brown almost black hair. Big light brown eyes. Black geek glasses. Light skinned. Some people say I'm short others say I'm tall I'm one of the shortest 7th graders though but I'm getting taller
Location somewhere in TN take a guess
Ok well enough about me lets get on with the signs
The signs going bak to school
Has short outbursts of screaming: Gemini, Pisces, Leo
Violently walks into school, knocking shit over: Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius
Gives all the teachers bitch face and snaps at the little things: Cancer, Libra, Virgo
Is so Fridging fed up with everyone they become real life satan: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aries
The signs as Family Guy characters
Peter: Sagittarius, Gemini
Stewie: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio
Lois: Leo, Scorpio, Libra
Brian: Leo, Aries
Meg: Pisces, Capricorn
Chris: Cancer, Aquarius
Quagmire: Sagittarius, Scorpio
Joe: Cancer, Libra
What's ruining your signs' life
Aries: Band merch
Taurus: Food
Gemini: Puns
Cancer: Wanting to kill everyone
Leo: Potatoes XD
Virgo: Everything (video games books randomness ect.)
Libra: The Kardashians
Scorpio: Pinterest DIY's
Sagittarius: Teacher kinks
Capricorn: Clutter
Aquarius: Sims
Pisces: Social media
The signs at the beach
Buries themselves in the sand: Aquarius, Capricorn
Swims and almost drowns: Sagittarius, Taurus
Freaks out because a piece of seaweed touched their leg: Virgo, Libra, Leo
Makes a horrible sand castle: Aries
Goes into the water up to their ankles and then runs away because it's too cold: Gemini, Scorpio
Looking for crabs: Cancer
Looking for fish: Pisces
How to guess someones sign
Aries: Probably screaming at a little kid
Taurus: Probably steals food from little kids
Gemini: Arguing with themselves
Cancer: Crying because........problems
Leo: Interrupting because they think they are the most interesting person ever
Virgo: The Quiet when alone crazy with friends person
Libra: Helping people solve their problems
Scorpio: Polishing their knife set
Sagittarius: Fucking on a scooter or some shit
Capricorn: Probably a secret meth cook with 7 million dollars
Aquarius: Some multi talented asshole
Pisces: Has a weed farm
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Okay guys I think that should be enough and I just want to say again that I love u guys you all are amazing all 800+ of u!!!! You guys are so fricken amazing not just amazing FRIDGING FANTASTICO (that right i know Spanish kind of -.-') ok guys I'll make some more updates later love u my glitches
~Galactic Glitch
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac signs
RandomA bunch of funny stuff with the signs I'm a Virgo♍️♍️♍️♍️ Just saying not all of these are mine I found some of these on tumblr so yeah
