Aries
-Doesn't know how to use their indoor voice
-Used to be a bully in elementary school
-Has difficulty regulating their emotions
-Likes spicy food
Taurus
-Watches more Netflix than the average human
-Will not hesitate to never talk to you again
-Good at cooking
-Likes flowers a lot
Gemini
-Taco Bell is their favorite restaurant
-Has difficulty falling asleep
-Spends a lot of time on Reddit
-Can burp on command
Cancer
-Eyes don't blink
-Vegetarian
-Wants everyone to go away
-Books!!!
Leo
-Great eyebrows
-Everyone hates them
-Just wants to take a nap
-Goes shopping to fill the void
Virgo
-Permanent writer's block
-Can successfully kill a man and hide the body
-Skin is clearer than yours
-Appears to have their shit together
Libra
-Really, really confused
-Just wants a burrito
-Always dtf
-Considers online shopping a sport
Scorpio
-Owns more black than you do
-Sharp nails
-Dead on the inside but still trying
-Just wants to be hugged and loved
Sagittarius
-Likes to party
-Likes to drink
-Likes to talk
-Dislikes having an existential crisis
Capricorn
-Secretly scared of roller coasters
-Wants to do great things but too tired
-Finishes their popcorn before the movie starts
-Weeaboo trash
Aquarius
-Has strong opinions
-Thinks they're morally superior
-Can't name a single constellation
-Not even interested in aliens
Pisces
-Nothing is ever their fault
-Just wants to have fun
-No sense of responsibility
-Regrets their tattoo
Accurate XD it is for me
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AcakA bunch of funny stuff with the signs I'm a Virgo♍️♍️♍️♍️ Just saying not all of these are mine I found some of these on tumblr so yeah
