Zodiac signs

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"Lowkey Dead Inside" Squad:

Aries, Cancer, Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo, Aquarius

Signs as things they shouldn't be doing:

Aries:chasing after someone who obviously doesn't have any interests in you.

Taurus:manipulating and being manipulated.

Gemini:making yourself down, you're better than you think.

Cancer:Denying your feelings, it's okay.

Leo:hating yourself for things you've done in your past.

Virgo:letting people hurt you.

Libra:isolating yourself.

Scorpio:overthinking. Some people aren't worth your time.

Sagittarius:waiting for somebody to love. Start loving yourself!

Capricorn:stressing yourself out. Take a break, you're already good enough.

Aquarius:misunderstanding. You only see the things you want to see. This might end tragic.

Pisces:Feeling guilty and apologizing frequently. You are what you are, you don't have to apologize.

The signs as alcoholic beverages:
Wine:Taurus, Cancer, Pisces
Beer:Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius
Fruit Liquor:Virgo, Libra, Aquarius
Whisky:Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Unexpected Things About the Signs
Aries:fears rejection.

Taurus:is actually pretty fake sometimes.

Gemini:isn't two-faced, tries to be.

Cancer:doesn't talk to friends too much.

Leo:has the deepest half-asleep conversations.

Virgo:definitely checked out that guy at that store.

Libra:actually seriously hates life sometimes.

Scorpio:loves disney movies.

Sagittarius:loves pet names and attention.

Capricorn:sometimes does just stop to say "screw it."

Aquarius:whiny as hell despite their bubbly nature.

Pisces:treats themselves just a little better than others.

How The Signs Show Affection

Random Compliments Squad: Leo, Cancer, Libra