FOB ONE-SHOTS

Joe: "Tro-ham"

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Note: this is a really stupid imagine that is meant to be hilarious so don't take it seriously ._.

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"Making a sandwich, cause sandwiches are great. Making a sandwich, for my babe. Making a sandwich-" You stopped singing halfway through your usual "Making a Sandwhich" song. An original song might I add.

You had come to notice that you were missing the most important ingredient, the one and only,

Ham

Joe always asks for ham on his sandwiches, even if it was peanut butter and jelly, he'd still ask for some. It became basically the main ingredient in every sandwich you make, and now you realize that you had actually ran out of ham!

Joe's been away on tour for the past summer, and is going on a wintour in March, so he is now spending time with you during his break. And he's coming home in a half hour.

Why were you preparing a sandwich a half hour early?

Because you were gonna make a bunch of sandwiches for a picnic! You guys had been talking about going on a picnic before tour, but it never happened.

You quickly hide the sandwich in the fridge and rush, grabbing your car keys and shoes, and run out the door.

By the time you get in the car and start driving, Joe is supposed to be home in fifteen minutes.

Time is running out.

Finally, you get to the store and run towards where the ham section is.

Your eyes widen as you see a whole load of ham in the freezers. Not only that, but Joe is standing right next to the freezer, pulling out five packets of ham.

He'd rather shop for ham.... Before seeing me?!?!?! You stomp angrily towards him.

"What are you doing!" You whisper/scream at Joe, who is just as startled as you.

"Um..well you see, (Y/N).." Joe fiddles with the packets of ham.

"No play dumb, Joe, I caught you ham handed!"

"Ok! So on the last leg of the tour, Pete, Andy, and Patrick said that I had been eating way too much ham, and that they wanted what's best for me. So, they took away all the ham and didn't buy any. I... I was suffering, (Y/N)!" Joe admits.

"It's ok...I guess....? I just got offended that you'd rather shop for ham before seeing me."

"Yeah, sorry- Wait, why are you here?" Joe interrupts himself.

"...." You stay silent, "ok, so I may have ran out of ham at home and rushed here to by some more because I was planning to make a bunch of sandwiches with ham in them and go on a picnic with you....!"

"(Y/N), thank you, but you didn't need to do that..."

"Yeah, says the guy that freaking would rather shop for ham before seeing his wife." You retort playfully.

Joe smiles and you both link hands.

"Let's go home and go on that picnic, ok?" He says.

"Ok." You smile.

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WTF DID I JUST WRITE.
Oh and the winner of the contest was @moonlitsunset3 !

Thanks for whoever entered and I will start doing the prizes shortly!