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Person: hey
Me: hi
Person: what's up?
Me: ntm, you?
Person: I'm just a bit horny!!
Me: how many horns do you have?
Person: ??
Me: are they on your head? Are they pointy?
Me: Ohh do you look like satan??
Person: are you horny?
Me; I don't have horns, no.
