Guy Fieri stepped outside his house to get the paper from the doorstep. He got excited when he saw the headline had to do with food. He went inside, sat down and began to read. 'Local Man Creates World's Biggest Sub' the headline read. A man by the name of Neerg Nitsua decided to create a gigantic submarine sandwich inspired by his favourite restaurant, Fat Man Sandwich Shop. The sandwich is on display in the man cave in Neerg's basement. He refuses to give away the location of his house though, out of fear people will find him and attempt to eat his prized sandwich that he spent over ten thousand dollars getting supplies for. The sandwich is 9000 meters tall, 9000 meters wide and 9000 meters long, filled with top quality sandwich ingredients.
Guy had to have this sandwich. He couldn't live knowing there was a sandwich like this that he couldn't eat. He paced back in forth in his kitchen while eating a normal sized meatball sub, trying to figure out what to do. He knew which sandwich shop this man went to, so maybe he could go there and follow him back to his house. Then he remembered what happened last time he stalked someone. He was stalking the chef of one of his favourite restaurants home because the chef had told him he keeps the recipe for his famous secret sauce in his house. Guy followed him home because he just had to have the recipe. But the chef caught him, and sprayed him in the eyes with sriracha sauce. Guy still remembers the feeling of the sauce as it hit his eyes even today. No. He couldn't do that again. He can't risk getting anymore sriracha in his eyes. He had to come up with something else. Then, he remembered his power.
Guy has eaten well over one hundred thousand million sandwiches in his lifetime. As they say, you are what you eat. This was the case with Guy. He'd eaten so many sandwiches, he developed the power to turn into one when he wanted to. This would work. When Neerg came to Fat Man Sandwich Shop next, Guy would turn into his order, he just hoped he would order carry-out. Guy would head over to Fat Man Sandwich Shop first thing in the morning to wait for Neerg to show up. He went to bed that night proud of himself for coming up with such a genius plan. He dreamt of himself eating the sandwich that he would hopefully have for real the next day.
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Animorphs - The Dive
FanfictionFirst book in my series of Animorph parodies. This one is about Guy Fieri. Don't expect it to be anything like an actual Animorphs book because I've never read one.
