Animorphs - The Dive

Chapter 3

(YIOUU ASSSKKKED FOR IT. A new chapter of this shitty book. I actually wrote this chapter a while ago but just didn't publish it. Since people besides my friends have been reading this book, I've decided to update.)

Guy ate several sandwiches throughout the day, until Neerg Nitsua showed up. He recognised him since they showed a picture of him in the paper. Neerg walked up to the counter and placed his order. Guy listened intently so he would be able to know what kind of sandwich he would need to transform into.

"I'll have a sandwich with wheat bread, eggs and haggis." Neerg said. This sandwich sounded disgusting to Guy, and Guy likes almost all food in the world. He followed Tyrone into the kitchen.

"Alright. Time to transform." Guy said before he climbed onto the kitchen counter and turned into the sandwich Neerg ordered. Tyrone wrapped Guy the way he would wrap any other sandwich, then he brought him out to Neerg.

"That was fast." Neerg said. He took the sandwich and payed Tyrone. Neerg sat down at a table and was about to unwrap the sandwich.

"Shit." Tyrone whispered to himself. He couldn't let Neerg eat Guy. He tried to think of anyway to make Neerg want to leave. He came up with an idea, but it was something he hated to have to do. He changed the radio station and turned the volume up all the way.

"Baby baby baby ooh!" the music blasted so loud, people outside could hear. Tyrone covered his ears. Everyone started clearing out of the sandwich shop. Neerg seemed to like the music. He started humming along as he unwrapped the sandwich.

"How can anyone like Justin Bieber..." Tyrone thought. He decided to try playing his mixtape. As soon as he did that, Neerg wrapped up the sandwich and left for home. Guy waited for Neerg to arrive.

Neerg arrived at his house about 10 minutes later. He stepped inside and set the sandwich down on the coffee table. 

"NOW I can eat." Neerg said. He unwrapped the sandwich. 

"Oh no." Guy thought, "Nothing can save me now." Neerg was just about to put the sandwich in his mouth, when he realised something.

"I can't start eating before I turn on the game!" he said. He set Guy down and began looking around for the remote. "God dammit. Where's the damn remote?!" This was Guy's chance. Neerg bent down to look under the couch. While he did that, Guy transformed back to his human form and ran out of the room. He saw stairs leading down and a sign that said Man Cave with an arrow pointing towards down the stairs. This was it. He ran down the stairs and found the sandwich at the bottom. It was huge. Guy couldn't believe how well his plan went. He heard the sound of the TV turning on from upstairs. 

Neerg sat down on his couch and began watching the game. He didn't even realise his sandwich was gone.

Guy began eating the sandwich. He hoped he'd be able to finish it before Neerg came down.

A half and hour into the game, Neerg remembered he had a sandwich. "Great, now I lost my sandwich." he said. He looked around the coffee table for it. It was then he heard a strange sound besides the TV. He muted the volume so he could hear it better. It was coming from his Man Cave. It sounded like someone eating. Neerg walked over to the stairs. "H-Hello? Is anybody down there?" he shouted. The eating noises stopped. Neerg began walking down the stairs.

Guy heard Neerg coming down the stairs. He looked for anywhere to hid as Neerg got closer to where he was. Neerg was near the bottom of the stairs and Guy decided to just turn into a sandwich and maybe he wouldn't be noticed.