BTS at Jimin's wedding

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BTS at Jimin's wedding:

Rap Monster: Jimin?
Jimin: Yeah?
Rap Monster: You got no-...
Jimin: Rap Monster, shut it, it's my wedding at least one day when I have jams, please.
Rap Monster: Wife, I wanted to say wife. You got no wife.
Jimin: Wut?!?
Rap Monster: Sorry.
Jimin: You freaking broke my fiancè?!?!
Rap Monster: It was an accident. The wedding is off, so you know what that means?
Jimin: No?
Rap Monster: You got no jams.

Jin: How come I can't be a bride's maid?!
Jimin: You're a guy!
Jin: But I look so good in this dress!

JungKook: I just stole your girl.
Jimin: What?!?!
JungKook: Here's an invitation to our wedding.
Jimin: Why are you doing this to me?
JungKook: LOL, just kidding, she won't be my wife.
Jimin: Thank God...
JungKook: I'm a baby, she'll be my mama.
Jimin: ...

J-hope: Hello there *Slips the note for the bride with his number on it*
Bride: Wae?
J-hope: *whisperes* I'll be your hope.

Prist: If anyone objects this wedding speak now or-
Suga: Swag.
Jimin: Suga, what are you doing?
Suga: *walks up to Jimin's fiancé* You see these *points at his golden chains* you like them?
Bride: *flustered* um, yeah?
Suga: Swag
Everyone: *silent*
Suga: Carry on.

V: *While Jimin is putting a ring in his bride's finger V runs up to them* THE WORLD IS GONNA END IN FEW SECONDS!
Jimin: V, please, don't ruin my wedding!
V: You don't understand! My family didn't get the invitation, now they're coming!
Jimin: *Hopelessly looks around and sights* Somoene take him away-
*The spaceship lands and starts destroying the earth*
Everyone: *glares at V*
V: Told you. *hops on the spaceship and flies away*

Jimin: *On his wedding day* Ach, Finally this day has come. Everything is perfect, my family, my friends are here. I found a perfect girl, who isn't taller than me...
Bride: Jimin
Jimin: Yes my love?
Bride: Come here *opens the door and makes him look outside the hallway*
Jimin: *It's a total chaos. Rap Monster broke every single brench in the church, V is doing his alien dance, Suga is sleeping in everyone's way, J-hope somehow got a horse and now is riding it around, Jin can't walk away from the mirror in the girl's bathroom.* I don't know what I expected...
Bride: Wait...
Jimim: Wait...
Bride: Where's JungKook?!?
Jimin: OMG, my one true love is missing, who am I gonna marry now?!?!?
Bride: What
JungKook: *walks out the bathroom* Missed me?
Jimin: JungKook! Don't ever leave me like that again! How am I gonna live without you my love?
JungKook: *trying to get rid of Jimin* Ew, leave me alone! MOM!
Jin: *Runs up to Kookie* Let my child go!
Jimin: NEVER!
Bride: Honestly... what did I expect?

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