BTS meeting EXO

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Taehyung: Mom! DAD! I NEED AN EXPLANATION!

Jin: *rushes to Taehyung* yes sweety?

Taehyung: *points at Baekhyun* am I adopted?

Rap Monster: well.... *suddenly stops as he hears shouts*

J-hope: oh my hearteu, my heart is oh my godeu, my god is my hearteu!!!

Rap Monster: what is it son?!?

J-hope: *points at Chanyeol* I found my other half.

Jin: *facepalm* that's why being a mom is hard.

Suho: tell me about it

Jin: oh hey there-

Suho: you think you have it rough?? My husband left me with ten kids!! I manged to lose two in the process. My oldest son thinks he's twelve.

Jin: *glances at Taehyung* I know a little bit about it

Suho: My second youngest walks around half naked!

Jin: *glances at Jimin* well...

Jimin: *to Kai* Omo, you don't wear shirt either? Besties!

Kai: Totally.

D.O: Dafuq Kai I thought we had something special.

Lay: guys, let's be friends.

J-hope: friendseu!

D.O: *still struggling to escape Lay's grip* Imma bust you.

Jimin: oh I'm so scared.

Chanyeol: umm you should be.

D.O: I eat your jams for breakfest.

Jimin: *gasps*

Rap Monster: *chuckles* can I adopt him?

Jin: *glares*

Rap Monster: okay, okay got it, jeez woman.

Suga: why am I even here.

Chen: why am I even here.

Suga: you get me man.

Chen: totally bro.

Suga: swag

Chen: sass.

Jin: *exchange glance with Suho* oh god *shakes head*

JungKook: mom

Sehun: mom

Jin: what?

Suho: what?

JungKook: am I adopted?

Sehun: can I have him? *hugs JungKook*

Jimin: oh hell naw

J-hope: Jimin, we're all friends here.

D.O: *still mumbling* I'll cut you.

Rap Monster: maybe this wasn't that good of an idea.

JungKook: mom

Jin: yes?!?!

JungKook: AM I ADOPTED?!

Jin: YOU'RE ALL FREAKING ADOPTED!!

BTS: *stops breathing*

Suho: *gasps*

Rap Monster: jeez woman.

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