BTS after break up

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A/N "Satellite" NamJin f.f. [texting] is out!! Please, please, please go ckeck it out!

JungKook: what is break up *seriously, who would break up with golden maknae*

Jimin: She... she took my jams with her.
Rap Monster: Honey, you never had them.
snap snap snap snap
snap snap
snap snap
snap snap snap snap

J-hope: Come on, I'm hope itself, I will never lose hope that she will come back *breaks down within seconds*

Jin: Whatever, I was too pretty for her anyways. *lives happily ever after with NamJoon*

Taehyung: My parents wouldn't have accepted her anyways.
BTS: why?
Taehyung: she's not from space!

Rap Monster: *He's in jail. Why? Because he didn't break up with a girl, he broke her and now is accused for accidental murder. *

Suga: *how does one break up with a pillow?*

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