BTS at job interview

9.4K 486 122
                                        

BTS at job interview:

Interviewer: What are your expectations from this job?
Jimin: I hope to find my jams.
Interviewer: Excuse me, what?
Jimin: *leans on the table, grabs interviewer's collar and whispers* Have you seen them?

Interviewer: What are you hoping to get from this job?
J-hope: I AM YOUR HOPE.
Interviewer: I think you got the question wrong-...
J-hope: *hops o his horse and rides out of the room* I shall spread hope all around the world!

Interviewer: Your CV please
Suga: *Hands the CV with only one word in it "swag"* Swag.
Interviewer: *Gives are you serious stare* you're hired.

Interviewer: Can you speak english?
Rap Monster: *rips Oxford dictionary apart staring at the interviewer the whole time* Ask me that again.

Interviewer: What special skills do you have?
Jin: Look at me.
Interviewer: I am
Jin:...
Interviewer:...
Jin:...so?
Interviewer: You're hired.

Interviewer: Where are you from?
V: Space
Interviewer: Pardon?
V: No, my planet is pronounced P-oo-rdon. You earth people always mispronounce it...

Interviewer: Golden maknae!!! Please, you have to work for us!
JungKook: *sips juice* I'll have to think about it *gets back to his playground*
Interviewer: I still have hope...
J-hope: You called?

BTS scenariosWhere stories live. Discover now