I'm smiling sheepishly because of four bestfantastic reasons.
1)Brittany is getting married this week.
2)The bachelorette party is tomorrow.
3)I get to meet the guy that Carla is swoon over for.
4)My boss is my date to Brittany's wedding.
Yipeeeeeee!!!!
"I love those ones" I watched Brittany as she talked to the lady who makes the little cupcakes,if Brittany doesn't stop tasting all the cakes,she'll certainly start eating her guests planned out cupcakes....I won't call hers tasting...she's eating....you don't taste by eating three strawberry little cream cupcakes and call that tasting....(Scoff) I wish I could taste my mum's brownies like that (wink)
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5:58pm
So beautiful,Brittany was breathtaking in her flowing white and pink gown with a full blown pink bouquet....she had said 'pure white are for virgins and I'm sure I ain't one' she had whispered in a fake Black American voice.
True she wasn't one and I respected the fact that she took religion serious, i feel like shouting when I see a bride walk down the aisle,who might have just had sexual intimacy put on white, no one's going to kill you if you wear something else.... hypocrites.
Her gown was so simple but breathtaking, she took only me to check out her wedding gown out because she doesn't trust Carla to keep her mouth shut from Alfredo,Carla and Alfredo were pretty close, if not that Alfredo is wayyyyy older than her,I would have thought that something was fishy.
"Don't you wanna try yours??" Brittany stared at me as she undressed, "nope"
She narrowed her eyes towards me "You break my heart Alisha,you do"
I chuckled "tomorrow is going to be wow"
Her eyes sparked with excitement "Lots of shots"
"You can't do that,your wedding is around the corner"
Brittany started laughing "Do you know what Zach said??" I looked at her confused... she laughed "my fiance's name is Zach, A"
"Oh" "He said there better be no male strippers at the party" I chuckled "I haven't seen the man who would be comfortable with six pack guys rubbing and dance grinding" she made a face,clearly confused at the 'dance grinding' part.... "I made it up" she laughed "as I was saying...dance grinding into his bride to be two days before the wedding... uhhh uhhh I agree with him"
"Well he doesn't care when he's the one sex grinding into" she stopped and laughed so hard....I had covered my ears..."I don't need your sex life imprinted in my mind and you need Jesus Christ" looking at her, i slowly removed my hand from my ears and unbelievably,Brittany held my hands and shouted "grinding ..pumping....weewww into me"
I struggled to get my hands away from her hold "I'll pray for your soul, Brittany stop!!!" she let me go and laughed so hard....I glared at her "that wasn't funny" she made her famous loud cracks "Ooo it sure was, we don't even indulge in that,so I'm safe with God, but thanks for the concern" I smiled and left her to keep laughing.
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"Brittany,we have got to rest,we'll do this tomorrow"
"No!!" She frowned "Tomorrow is the last day I have before I get married,I have to do all this" She screamed and angrily pouted.
Butttt those who know me know that I'm not one to back down.
"Urmmm Brittany??"
Her eyes answered "That's why you have a WEDDING PLANNER AND CATERERS AND FLORISTS AND ALL THE WONDERFUL AMAZING STUFF THAT COMES WITH PLANNING AN AMAZING WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!"
I then inhaled and exhaled and looked at her,before she could speak,I whispered "I'm going to get a drink" and I dragged myself out.
