Dedicated to my bestie
who brags about being older than me with three days like it's a year #smile I love you Labake.
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"Who set the freaking alarm" I screamed and reached out,trying to find the little pinky clock on my dressing table.
"No cursing in my house!!" my mother screamed from downstairs.
Groaning,I looked at where my hand was....no clock...where's my clock.... "Oooo,mum, did you move my clock!!!!"
"Get out of that bed...young Missy"
I buried my face in my pillow and screamed.
I made the biggest mistake last night, i told mum that i was to go out today, why Alisha...."this is messssssssed up" I lazily got out of bed,thank God I sleep nude, i walked into the bathroom,mistakenly made the shower cold....COLD,putting myself inside,I yelped and reset it.
Choosing shorts and a blue, tank top with a white shirt which I tied the ends together,hair into a messy ponytail,makeup for what (hissing)....I walked downstairs "Woman,never you move my clock again,I bought it with my money"
She looked at me,came close and pecked me "Woman,don't ever curse in my house again, you need to respect God and watch your tongue"
I pouted and raised a brow "deal??"
"Eat your breakfast" I looked at the fried rice and barbecue with salad and my tummy begged me to shut up and eat....which I obviously did.
Devouring the barbecue and licking up the ketchup "you are a wife" I said with my mouth full and blew my momma a kiss.
"yea yea bribery and corruption" I laughed and heard a knock....Oooo nooooo please God if you make it someone other than my boss...I'll serve you forever.
My Mum clearly heard it "there's a doorbell" she said,confused.
"guess we have an impatient person there,let me check who's there" I pecked her.
Ooo nooo not like I have a choice... I'll still serve you forever...
"How can I help you" licking my fingers which he made a face to as if I was sucking blood. "Are you ready??" "ready for what"
"You don't want to test me Miss Alisha"
"I bet you taste bad"
He flickered "what did you just say" I raised a brow, he wasn't asking me a question, he was daring me to repeat myself again "I bet you taste bad" I made a gagging sound.
"So Mr Terrence, we are done with this conversation, have a nice da...."
WHAT!
He put me over his shoulder "get me down,this is not gentlemanly"
"who says I am"
"well you have a really nice company and it...." he cut me off by adjusting me on his shoulder.
"I'll shout"
"you're doing that already,try something else"
"Help!!!!! mum,I'm being kidnapped" he started walking, "at least let me tell my mum" "no"
"that disrespectful"
"nope"
He kept walking,we had gotten on the main street, people started looking "please put me down,this is embarrassing"
he didn't reply, then an idea bumped into my head "help!!! please save me from this man" he kept walking, I felt him chuckle,people started looking more,whispering,pointing and then we stopped, a man with bulging chest and lots of tattoo looked at Terrence "drop the lady,man"
"I'm going to smack you after this" he whispered, I don't think anyone else heard.....Oooo you won't dare.
"I'm sorry mehn, but my wife is very dramatic,she tells me to take her to cheerios restaurant and then she doesn't want, so I decided..enough is enough...I'm taking her by force"
The man listened attentively "yea women and their problems" he shook Terrence hand and smiled at me "behave Missy"
What!!! "that's a big lie, please don't believe him"
The Man chuckled and left,I screamed "there's no ring!!!...look"
a loud painful sound on my ass stopped me from showing passers by my finger, my eyes twitched like Naruto when being slapped and he's processing it.....did he just smack me....I kept quiet....plotting my revenge.
The breeze touched my cheeks and I rested on my hand....this just felt like Fiona and Shrek after he rescued her, the difference is....I'm on shorts and a tank top and shirt....Fiona was wearing a gown and Shrek was a monster....this was my boss....taking me to 'nobody knows where'....nevertheless still a monster or troll...
He dropped me on the long chair made out of threads in a park...lots of beautiful threads... but it was strong... niceeeeeee....I never want to be those people who make this.
I saw the waterfall, the gushing pure waterfall was definitely a sight to behold, so lovely...but that didn't stop me from doing this.
My hand hurt immediately, his face turned to the left "don't you ever smack me again"
he looked at me,no expression whatsoever "I'll smack you again if I want to"
I narrowed my eyes at him and stood up,faced my ass to him and used my finger as an indication "C'mon, give it your best shot,smack me and let me beat the living daylight out of you"
That clearly caught him by surprise.....he laughed....so manly...so handsome..I'm too pissed to notice (yeaaa right)
He smiled "I'm sorry"
"better,cool view,wait" I narrowed my eyes at him "don't tell me that this is your secret place and you brought me here to share it with me.....that would be messed up"
he laughed so hard,he sat on the grass "you're funny,nahhh,I just like the place,I come here to relax most times, I'm thinking of buying it"
"Don't"
"why??"
"people come here,either lovers or friends etc,if you get this place, you are taking that away,you might still want people to come but they won't want trouble"
"point taken" he grinned "nice advisor"
"just saying"
"one last thing"
"what"
"stop narrowing your eyes at me...it makes you look like a granny"
"I'll be someday" I smiled. God, thank you for not answering my prayer.
