My POV:
"Connect to the Bluetooth tiddle-y widdle-y thingy?" I asked.
"Check." Elise said.
"Kindle ready?"
"Check." James said.
"Game ready?
"Check." Lexi said.
"Snacks and drinks?"
"Check." The three of them said.
"Incoherent muttering..." I muttered.
"What?" Gloin asked.
"BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!" I laughed.
"Who's that?" Gandalf asked.
"Since I have my kindle connected to the t.v., I can show you." I said and went to the browser that was built into my kindle and showed them who Benedict Cumberbatch was.
"And since he's an actor, he plays this guy..." I said and showed them a picture of Smaug
The Company looked at the screen in horror.
"Oh that's nothing compared what I'm gonna show you next." I said. "Should we play 1, 2, or 3?"
"We should start with the first, then move on to the third." James said.
"Fili, come sit next to me. I'm alone! And you're strong, the monsters might hurt me." I pleaded.
"Alaina, you just want him to sit next to you because you like him." Elise teased.
"No I don't!" I denied, but there was no point, the lights were on and everyone saw me blushing like a mad man.
"Don't deny it!" She said.
"Well you like Kili as much as I do!" I shot back.
Elise's face went red with embarrassment. I smiled, but I was still blushing.
"Anyways! Let's *clears throat* continue on." Fili said, getting up and sitting next to me.
I snuggled up to Fili and started playing with his hair.
"Bofur, sweetie, will you turn out the lights?" I asked, still playing with Fili's golden hair.
"Right on it!" The dwarf said.
"I thought you liked me?" Fili whispered into my ear.
Luckily the lights where off because I would be blushing like crazy and everyone would have seen it.
"Elise, would you care to be the first to play?" I asked, and offered her my Kindle fire, ignoring that Fili had just wrapped his arm around my waist.
"Wait, let me change into my p.j.'s!" I said and ran upstairs to change.
I came back down in a tank-top that showed off my hips and tights that showed of my thighs nicely, which earned me a few wolf whistles. I quickly modeled a few times with my Consulting Detective hat that I brought down with me and sat down next Fili. He quickly re-wrapped his arm my waist.
"You can start the game now." I said.
"Yes!" Elise celebrated with her weird little victory dance and the played the game.
"Alaina, should we start from the beginning or continue where you left off?" Elise asked.
"The beginning." I laughed menacingly.
Elise clicked "New Game" and so we started playing Five Nights at Freddy's 1, Night 1.
"This doesn't seem so scary." Kili said.
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Modern Dwarves
HumorIt was a while after The Battle of the Five Armies and the Company of Thorin Oakenshield had survived. They had decided to go on one more adventure, just for the heck of it. While on their journey, they had stumbled across a portal and wondered why...
