After Fili had kissed me, everyone started headed to bed because it was about midnight.
"Who needs p.j.'s?" I asked.
"What are "p.j.'s"?" Kili asked.
Man, Kili could be so dumb sometimes, but at least he was cute.
"Sleeping clothes." I explained.
Everyone agreed that they needed pajamas, and since Dis was the only other woman, besides Elise and Lexi, who needed pajamas, and I was closest to her size since Elise and Lexi were really skinny.
"Thank god we have a big house..." I sighed.
"Okay, Dis, you get the master guest room with the walk in Jacuzzi and waterbed. Thorin, you get the one next door. Kili, Fili, you have the one with the bunk bed. Ori, you get the one with all the books..." I said and continued assigning rooms.
"And finally, Gandalf, you get the one with the "You shall not pass" sign on it." I said.
Soon everyone was in bed and off to sleep. I shuffled to my room and got in bed. I then wrapped myself in the blankets and dozed off. I was in a peaceful slumber when I felt the bed move and the blankets lift upwards then back down again. I was then awake against my own will.
"Who's there and what do you want?" I said; obviously in no mood to talk.
"It's Fili."
"What has you up?" I said and turned to look at him.
"That game we played, I just thought that one of those, things, would come for you and harm you." Fili explained.
"Hey, I'm fine. Nothing will harm me with all of you and the security systems that are installed." I soothed and turned back over and tried to go to sleep.
"That's good..." Fili sighed and subconsciously put his arm around me and pulled me closer to him.
Then he gently nuzzled his head into my neck and kissed my shoulder.
"Night..." I said.
"Good night, my love..." Fili whispered.
~~~That morning!!!~~~
I woke up to the feeling of sun on my face, and apparently more... dwarves... yay! I looked around to see that Fili still had his arm around my waist, Thorin also had his arm around me, Kili was sprawled across the bottom of the bed, and the others were camped out on the floor.
I groaned.
"Why do I run every Saturday morning?" I muttered.
Then an idea hit me. I grabbed my kindle and went to Spotify, connected to the speaker that was in my room, and played the loudest song I had on full blast (play audio).
Everyone woke up instantly and looked where the sound was coming from. I burst out laughing because some of their faces were priceless. Everyone eventually got up. Thorin got up and mumbled something in Khuzdul.
"I heard that, mister, and don't think I don't know what you said." I said, now laughing even harder because Thorin now looked horrified.
I guess he thought I didn't know the whole Dwarvish language.
"Come on guys, you coming on a morning run with me. Then we're going to Starbucks." I said and wiped a tear from my eye because I was laughing so hard.
"What's Starbucks?" Thorin asked.
"You'll see." I said.
I looked down at Fili, who was still asleep.
YOU ARE READING
Modern Dwarves
HumorIt was a while after The Battle of the Five Armies and the Company of Thorin Oakenshield had survived. They had decided to go on one more adventure, just for the heck of it. While on their journey, they had stumbled across a portal and wondered why...