A/n: Hey guys!!! I decided to write a prologue because in the description it said that the dwarves went to the local pub in the beginning and I thought: "What the heck. Why not? It'll be for the fun of it."
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Thorin's POV:
"Ugh, where are we?" I heard Kili groaned.
"I don't know. You were the one who fell into the damned portal." I heard Fili shout at his brother.
"Well there's no need to blame it on me! I tripped!" Kili shouted back.
Now the two were in a heated fight. They were throwing punches and kicks. I got up and walked over to Balin. The two of us just watched Kili and Fili fight until they were tired.
"I'm thirsty. I wonder if there's a local pub that we can go to." Kili said.
"Let's go get some ale!" Fili said excitedly.
~~~Time skip brought to by the local pub, McDuffs~~~
I couldn't believe it, my nephews were singing, dancing, and making fools of themselves.
"Hit it!" Kili and Fili yelled at the same time. (play audio)
Fili was the one to sing the first two verses then Kili sang the next two then the two sang together and pretty soon, the half the pub was singing.
A warning to the people,
The good and the evil,
This is war.
To the soldier, the civilian,
The martyr, the victim,
This is war.
It's the moment of truth, and the moment to lie,
The moment to live and the moment to die,
The moment to fight, the moment to fight
To fight, to fight, to fight!
To the right, To the left
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
From the last to the first
To the right, To the left
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world!
A warning to the prophet,
The liar, the honest,
This is war.
To the leader, the pariah,
The victor, the messiah,
This is war.
It's the moment of truth, and the moment to lie,
The moment to live and the moment to die,
The moment to fight, the moment to fight,
To fight, to fight, to fight!
To the right, To the left
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
From the last to the first
To the right, To the left
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world!
I do believe in the light
Raise your hands into the sky
The fight is done, the war is won
Lift your hands toward the sun
Toward the sun
Toward the sun
Toward the sun
The war is won
To the right, To the left
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
From the last to the first
To the right, To the left
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world!
A brave new world
The war is won
The war is won
A brave new world
I was surprised. I had no idea the two could sing that well. I mean, I knew they sang well, but not that well. After that we all payed and left, but to only stalk some people afterwards.
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MizahIt was a while after The Battle of the Five Armies and the Company of Thorin Oakenshield had survived. They had decided to go on one more adventure, just for the heck of it. While on their journey, they had stumbled across a portal and wondered why...
