Material Boy (Lashton)

Answers.

AUTHOR
MARRY ME

yES
You can be the Luke to my Ashton.

WE.NOW.BESTIES

LET'S DO ETTTTTTT GURL

Dude I love you, let's get married and fan girl over pizza

Bro, I love you moarrrrr. Let's elope, drown in pizza and ship Lashton untill we die. YOU ARE THE REAL MVP

LUKE
Luke my n**** *pats your shoulder*
How've you been?

YO WASSUP *punches arm*
I'm fine and dandy, except I haven't had some for a while *glares at Ashton*
*whispers* what a bitch

CAN YOU DATE ME PLS SENPAI

Luke: Sorry beb. I'm a taken man *Calum laughs in the background* what? I'm a grown ass man. I have a beard But if you're open for a three-

*Ashton walks in.* Nope betch he's all mine
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*Luke pushes him* Get out of my interview, hoe.

*Ashton flips hair and walks out*

AND DUDE! WHEN YOU GIVE ASHTON CHOCOLATE, TELL HIM TO SHARE SOME WITH ME

Luke: Sorry Ashton isn't very good at sharing, he's a bit of a diva

*Ashton walks back in* Bitch I will cut you

*leaves*

Luke: See what I put up with? Smh

ASHTON.
YAS IT'S MAH TURN. LET'S DO THIS.

Hi Ash (-: how are you doing? Are you doing alright? Is life treating you good? How has Luke been treating you? Sorry if this sounds like I'm treating you likr youre in depression, I judt wanna knoe how youre doing, I love you <3

Hey you <3 I'm actually doing great to be honest. My life is so complete at the moment and I wouldn't change my crazy life for anything. Luke is a pain in the ass
*Luke walks in* Shut up princess.

*Author flicks his ear* Leave, Luke is not a penguin!

Back to the interview.
Ever since he almost killed me that day we met he's been attached to me like a fly on shit but I love him like Michael loves pizza hehe, I wouldn't change a thing.
Aw you're such a sweet heart, I love you beautiful! Are you good? I hope you're good!

MICHAEL

Hi Mikey (-: how are you doing? I hope youre doing okay. Youre not alone, im also going through depression and, its hard but as long as im here, its okay, right? I hope youre doing alright, I love you

HOLA! Hey, things have been hard for me, not gonna lie. Depression, as you know has been a real weight on my shoulders. Saying that, I feel..... okay. I'm thankful for my family and they've been there for me ever since they found out so I think I'm gonna be alright :) wby? You okay? I'm here for you gurlllll. *hands you slice of pizza* I lurrvvveee yaa

aND DUDE! DYE YOUR HAIR RAINBOW NEXT, IT'LL LOOK CUTE ON YOU

Yes, mam.

*queen Harry storms in*

Your hair is gonna fall out Michael. Do you wanna be bald? Huh? No dying hair. Understood?
*Michael nods*

*walks out sassily*

Yeah, not gonna happen dad.

CALUM
CAN YOU PLS BE MINE

As beautiful as you are I can't! I got my girl Perrie! *whispers* we'll talk later.

If you like miley cyrus, we're bestfriends now

*tweaks against wall* girl we're soul sisters!

LARRY
Hi! I would like to say, I love you guys and would also like to say I ship you guys more than the titanic

Harry: Hey GURL

Louis: Hey wassup hello

Harry: let's be bestfriends! Don't tell Anne i said that, she'll eat me

Louis: I ship us so hard it hurts

Harry: like when you-

Louis: Harry the children are here

Harry: oh come on, everyone knows we go at it like rabbits

*Luke throws up*

ANNE

Don't worry Anne, we can live the single life together

Let's live together with 10 cats, eat ice-cream and ship Larry all day