His Crazy Mate

Chapter 12 Curse The Damn Sparkles

Jared's Prov

"How do you get these damn mother fucking sparkles off!!" I bellowed angerly. My right hand man is rolling on the ground laughing his ass off while I'm suffering here. "Some friend you are Kaden!" I snapped at him. "You're gonna have one hell of a time getting all that dhit off!" He laughed harder.

"You're an ass hole Kaden." I stated back to him. He just laughed more and agreed with me. "Who knew your stepsister would kidnap her from you then she sprays you with a can of sparkles!" Kaden laughed more. He is right my stepsister Jane took Kate from me and eventually turned Joey and Clark against me. I know she is still alive and close by Kate, but how do I lure her out?

"By the way using a vacuum won't really work." Kaden said breaking my train of thought. "Great just great. So how am I gonna get this off then Kaden?!" He shrugged his shoulders at me and left my office. "Son of a mother heffer!" I yelled and threw my chair.

I want these damn sparkles off right now! I paced the room then decided to take my clothes off and burn them to get rid of the damn sparkles. Soon as I did I noticed sparkles are also all over my damn skin! "Ah damn it all!" I yelled and threw an tantrum.

"Here bro try a lint roller." Kaden said and handed me the roller. I hope this works. Rubbing the shit out of my chest I only got...three tiny sparkles! "Damn it! Kaden do something!" He only gave me a look that said you're on your one. "Curse these damn sparkles!" I yelled and stripped completely out of my clothes and got into my shower.

Yeah some how I got to my room and in the shower. Just standing under the running for half an hour only just only ten of the damn sparkles came off and I'm covered in them!

Hold on am I making any sense her? Probably not. Damn these sparkles and their power! Scrubbing harder for nearly four hours I finally got almost all of it off. I only had a spot here and there but at lest I'm not covered in the damn sparkles. Jesus that was a pain in the ass to get off.

When I got dressed in pajamas Kaden walked into my room laughing. "Who knew she can be so cute and sarcastic." I raised my eyebrow at him. "I spied on Kate and she made pancakes but she calls them explosive pancakes." Well okay then. "Oh and Jared she is Cross's mate. So you might as well take roll as a father." Kaden continued on.

"Kaden not to be rude....but I've been up all god damn night trying to get the fucking sparkles off! So right now I don't give to shits about what you just said." I stated to him then flopped on the bed.