His Crazy Mate

Chapter 2 Feel The Power Of The Sparkles

Kate's Prov

How is this guy lifting me in the air oh so effortlessly?! "You're decent darling." He said as he practically cradled me to his chest. Not understanding what he ment, till he tossed me in the air repeatedly. "Stop!" I yelled. "Put me down!" He put me down after two long minutes of endless struggling and screaming.

Soon as my feet touched the ground I booked it. Yeah I'm running like speedy Gonzalez here. "Don't run from me!" He seethed at me as he got in front of me. I back away from him and said, "Come on, come on, come on, STOP!!" He stopped and I kicked him hard hin the balls. "That's how you play foot ball bitch." I said and ran as he collapsed to the ground moaning in pain.

I ran for my house that is like ten miles away. Which when you're being chased by a skilled retarded seal it don't take very long to reach the front door. Opening the six inch thick door I rushed in and closed it. Baring my door and locking dead bolts I ran to my art room.

"Oh where oh were are my lovely sparkles." I sang as I went through my closet. I found a five gallon bucket of pink and purple sparkles. Perfect we'll turn him into a pretty princess! Throwing a rope over the rafter an attached on end of the rope to the bucket handle. With the other end I pulled on it and hosted it up in the air above the door. Once at the desired hight I tied it to the rail of my stairs.

Going up the stairs to my room I found my camo fanny pack and lime green fanny pack. The camo one has my high powered pistol, the lime green fanny pack is full of blue sparkles and two bottles of pepper spray. Walking out of my room I went to my now late father's room. Opening the gun cabinet I grabbed his muzzle loader and shot gun. I forgot what gage the shot guns is but oh well all I know is that hit has one hell of a kick.

Loading the guns and made sure the safety is on, I slipped the strap that is attached to the shot gun on my shoulder. Going back down stairs I got into my hiding spot and waited for him at the front door. Gently laying the muzzle loader on the ground in front of me I slid the the shot gun off my shoulder and turned the safety off.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!! My poor solid door split in half and the retarded seal walked in breathing heavily and looked pissed off. Yeah I'm calling him retarded seal because he fights like one. It makes perfect sense to call him that.

He stood directly under my five gallon bucket of sparkles...how perfect. Aiming the shotgun at the bottom of the bucket I slowly squeezed the trigger. BBBOOOMM!! Sparkles exploded every where. I slowly got out of my hiding spot and tried to leave without making a sound. That obviously didn't happen at all I failed epicly. "Feel the power of the sparkles!" I said and laughed a hyenic laughter.

I fell to the ground laughing and rolling around like retarded seal on drugs. His heated eyes watched me as I withered around on the floor trying to breathe. When I've calmed down and looked at his pissed angery I started laughing again till I nearly peed myself.

Getting up from the ground I ran for the the bathroom. He had other plans he pinned me against the wall and he released an ear splitting growl. "I'm gonna pee all over you if you don't let go!" I screamed in his face and crossed my legs which by the way are nowhere near the ground.

"Don't. Disrespect. Me. Again!" He fumed at me. "Well looks like I'm just gonna have to pee on you." I said to him. He quickly let me go and I rushes to the bathroom. "Aaaahhhh...." I said as I let lose. "Are you done yet?" He asked through the bathroom door. "Yes retarded seal I'm done but im gonna wash my hands before you go poty." I replied to him."I don't have to pee I want the damn sparkles off." He said and just waltzed in. "They won't come off buddy." I said and prepared my pepper spray for use.