Cross's Prov
After roughly two hours of chasing each other up and down the stairs and in an out random rooms Kate calmed down. She layed on my chest while I lay on the couch. "You know some times it's hard to tell if you're a human." I say to her. Ever so slowly did she turn to look me in the eyes. The look on her face was hilarious. I will say I regret laughing.
"AAAHH!!!" I yelled in pain. "Let go my dick woman that hurts!!" Just kidding she didn't grab my dick and attempt to rip it off, but she did pinch my nipples though. Kate wasn't gental when she went to twist my poor nipples. "That is for saying I hurt your dick. If you want I can step on it for ya." She said.
"It's not nice to torture your mate Kate." I say with a pouty face. "I'm not sorry cause it you enjoyed it." She states with a smile. "You're mean love." I say and kissed her little nose. "You laughed at me so I say we are even now." Sighing I sit up and placed her beside me.
Before I could say anything the trio waltzed in and gracefully flopped on the floor. "Looks like you three just had sex." Kate stated bluntly. "What the hell Kate tmi and thats none of your business if......get the fuck out damn it you three are smelling up my cabin!!" I shout and the smell is absolutely foul.
"Wow I had to look at their hair and it took you like five minutes to sniff it out. Damn sucks to be a werewolf that don't have a very good sniffer." Oh my goddess why did you pair me with a crazy and sarcastic teenager. I love her but damn the puns and shit she comes up with is at times to much!
"Hey I have an...." Kate stopped halfway through her sentence and stared out the window to my left. Who or what ever caught her attention she gave it the bird and she tugged on my sleeve.
Crash!! AH WHAT THE FUCK NOW!? " Looking over to the now obliterated wimdow a chick dressed in black stood there. "Get away from her!" The cabin wrecker shouts and points a gun at me. "Louisiana put the piety thing away before I whip out the chainsaw." Kate said in her normal tone that scares the shit of anyone she targets.
"Quick question where the hell do you hide all the stuff you use? Most of the shit you whip out is bigger than you sometimes." I say confused as hell. Where the hell is the chainsaw shes wants to whip out. Kate lookes at me and says, "I'm not hiding it you are." I don't a a flipping chainsaw on me. "Not a literal chainsaw Cross. Just whip out your buddy and she'll leave." Oh dear goddess she's lost her mind this time.
"What happens in the cabin stays in the cabin." Kate says and wraps herself around my arm. "Louisiana this my mate Cross. Cross this is my adoptive mom Louisiana. I don't call her mom cause I like her name better." Kate rambles. Okay this situation is awkward.
Ding ding ding dong don ding dong! The clock on the wall chimed. Looking at the clock its already 5:08 pm. Well time flies when your not paying attention and absorbed in the life of your crazy awesome little mate. "Cross I just relized how random everything went. What and awesome first day at the cabin." Yep I'm in for a wild ride for the rest of my life, and I'm gonna love every second too. Even though random shit happens.
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His Crazy Mate
WerewolfKate grow up around unstable people her whole life and she knows just how to get everyone to run from her. She is a sweet, kind, loving girl that has a wild side and a extreme wild side. She can me sarcastic and funny when she wants to be. Cross is...