Aries: tries to do a movie chase scene running on top of cars
Taurus: collects all the pennies in the fountain at the mall
Gemini: spends their free time editing Wikipedia
Cancer: buys a cotton candy machine because lemonade stands are so boring
Leo: why are you licking yourself Leo?
Virgo: works part time at a maid cafe
Libra: buys a box of donut and only eats a bite from each one because they can't choose a favorite
Scorpio: goes into the gym lockeroom and hides everyone's clothes
Sagittarius: ding dong ditch...their own house
Capricorn: collects phone covers and changes them every few days
Aquarius: tye-dyes all of their clothes
Pisces: crashes someone's birthday party and steals the biggest present
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Zodiac Signs
RandomTHE TITLE EXPLAINS IT. I do not make these up. Credit goes to google and tumblr.
