Zodiac Signs

why they're sad

the signs and why you're sad

aries: your outfit is just not working out for you
taurus: you suck at sports
gemini: you can't rap
cancer: you're shorter than everyone
leo: magic isn't a real thing
virgo: you got caught cheating
libra: you don't want to grow up
scorpio: you're hot and no one will date you ????
sagittarius: you're so much better than everyone around you
capricorn: your hair is falling out
aquarius: you accidentally hurt a puppy
pisces: you're emo