Zodiac Signs

why they are sad

aries: your outfit is just not working out for you
taurus: you suck at sports
gemini: you can't rap
cancer: you're shorter than everyone leo: magic isn't a real thingvirgo: you got caught cheatinglibra: you don't want to grow upscorpio: you're hot and no one will date you ????sagittarius: you're so much better than everyone around youcapricorn: your hair is falling outaquarius: you accidentally hurt a puppypisces: you're emo