Warped Pranks

The Soup Pours

"My question is: why the fuck did he agree to do an interview if he knows we're out to get him?" Bryan asked, as he puts his phone away. He had just been on the phone with Ashley, setting up the scene for the prank.

"Maybe he thinks that little kidnapping and warning was his prank. We've made it pretty clear that each of them is getting pranked once. Or he just wants to make peace," Kyle said in explanation.

"The props are ready, and the scene is set. Lets go!" I said as we got prepared.

***

My phone rang and I answered it from my precarious position.

"Are you bitches ready? They are on the way," Dahvie Vanity said on the other end of the line. I had called him in to help out with this prank.

"Yeah, we're ready. Get outta there Dahvie. Make sure to tell Jayy that he doesn't have to distract Ashley from getting to the interview, thanks guys!" I said and hung up.

I was in the middle of the living room, standing on a swivel chair, holding onto the vent / window thing on the ceiling of the bus.

Johnnie had all the curtains drawn and was peeking out the front curtains, ready to give the signal for me to start climbing up.

Bryan was around front of the bus, on the outside, setting up the shit for his interview with Ash. Kyle was the cameraman.

After about 5 minutes, Ashley arrived.

Showtime.

***

We were about half way through the interview before Bryan asked Ashley what his pornstar name would be. That was the signal.

Johnnie nodded at me and I pulled my self up onto the roof of the bus. He handed a bucket of soup up to me and went to get his prop. I waited until I saw him sneak out the bus below me.

He was holding a pillow case full of feathers.

I waited until I heard his faint footsteps stop, letting me know he was in position. I slowly crawled toward the front of the bus on the roof.

I pushed the bucket along in front of me, and when I got to the edge. I let it almost fall. I grabbed the bucket's handle last second and a drop spilled on top of Ash's head. He looked up and I yelled "Soup's on!" And poured the bucket of soup on Ashley.

Just then, Johnnie ran out and dumped the pillow case of feathers onto Ash. The feathers stuck to the soup.

"What kind of soup is it, Jane?" Kyle called from behind the camera.

"Chicken soup!" I yelled back in response.

Ashley was fuming.

"Get back in the bus!" I yelled to the guys as Ashley started to chase them. The pavement was slick with soup and there were feathers flying everywhere.

I shuffled backwards and crawled back into the bus. Lowering myself down and running to unlock the door.

Johnnie burst in as soon as I unlocked it, still holding the pillow case. I kept the door open for Bryan and Kyle to rush in.

The second everyone was in safely, I locked the door. After a few minutes of trying to break into the bus, Ashley gave up and started the walk of shame back to his bus.

***

Later that night, Oli, who was hiding in a nearby bus and caught the whole thing on camera, uploaded the video of Ashley running around like a headless chicken onto every social media he could, and posted the links on sites he couldnt post the video. On Twitter he tagged Diary's account, Black Veil Brides's account, and Ashley's personal.

The caption on every link and video was 'you're next, Andy.'

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