A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clock?"
St.Peter answered, "those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire live."
"Where's Harper's clock?" Asked the man.
St.Peter said, "His clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Funny Jokes (Book 2)
HumorThe second book of book 1 "Funny Jokes" Please send in a joke if you have any I will dedicate and give all the credit to the person who sent it in. I update every Monday with more jokes, because people need smiles and giggles on Mondays. P.S - These...
