Top ten ways to answer the phone;
1) In a deep voice say "Speak Motherfucker."
2) "I know where you live you son of a bitch."
3) "You rang?"
4) "What the hell do you want?"
5) "Oh no! It's the voice again!" *screams*
6) "Pizza Hut here. You rang?"
7) "Is this a stalker?"
8) "God, is that you?"
9) *Scream like a maniac*
10) In a pervert voice say, "Hello my kiddies."
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Funny Jokes (Book 2)
HumorThe second book of book 1 "Funny Jokes" Please send in a joke if you have any I will dedicate and give all the credit to the person who sent it in. I update every Monday with more jokes, because people need smiles and giggles on Mondays. P.S - These...
