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A man who travels his county writes this on his famous internet blog,

I've got a wedding I've got to go to next week, and I was trying to lose six pounds by the weekend. I don't think I'm going to do it. so I'm going to get my back waxed, and then I'll only have to lose two.

(Every single woman in the country left and moved across the ocean in less then 48 hours) 

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