Never Forgotten

Chapter Twenty Two

Election Day is today, guys. If Harper wins then this story will end with PruPru dying. Deal?

Canada's POV:

"France, Spain and Britain are leaving." I told Romano an hour later shortly after my parents and the brunette said their goodbyes and piled into the car outside.
"I don't really want to go with them..." The Italian muttered.
"After complaining about wanting to leave for so long?" I sat down beside him, putting on a sympathetic look.
"Well...that was before I started feeling sick..."
"Sick?"
"I feel really weak and nauseous and..."
"Was it the cookies?"
"No, you idiot. This was before the cookies." He huffed. "Anyway, I'd rather stay close to a bathroom right now."
"Alright. I guess you can stay as long as you need to. I'll tell the others to g'head on their own."
"Grazie, bastard." I heard him mutter as I headed back upstairs.
"Vhat's going on, Mattie?" Gil asked. He was eating a leftover pancake without maple syrup on it. That fake piece of shit.
"Roma's sick so he's gonna be staying with us for a while. Can you go tell The others to leave?"
"Mhm." The albino nodded, walking off. I went to the kitchen and filled a glass with tap water. Up here you can do that because our water is the best in the world.
I brought the drink downstairs and set it on the coffee table in front of the lying-down Italian. His eyes turned toward it and then closed.
"Just shout if you need anything." I told him. "Or better yet...just text me. My wifi password is raxacoricofallapatorias. No caps. All one word."
"Yep." He groaned, curling up in a ball.
I smiled and headed back upstairs, only to find Prussia lying on my living room couch with Gilbird on his head and his laptop on his chest.
"Hallo, Birdie!" He greeted. "How's Roma?"
"He'll be alright." I sat down at the end of the couch. Prussia put his feet up on my lap and I looked at them in confusion. Y u do dis PruPru?
"Um...I figured out vhat Gilbird vas doing..."
"What?"
"Pecking you und stuff vhen I touch jour head." He set his laptop on the floor. It was hard to see the screen from this angle, but I knew the format of tumblr well enough.
"Um..."
"Like zhis." He places his hand on my head like he had those other two times.
Gilbird immediately hopped off his head and into mine. His beak snapped around my curl and I let out a Yelp.
"Get him ooooooff~aaaah!"
"Shit. Sorry!" Prussia's hand left my head and do did the bird. He chirped at me in anger.
"Birdie?" Prussia was looking at me with concern while breathed in and out quickly to rid myself of this feeling consuming my body.
"Prussia...I'm gonna do something to you. But I have to let you know that it means absolutely nothing." I panted.
"Huh?"
I shot forward and pushed Prussia onto his back, locking my lips around his. He let out a squeak of surprise as I kissed him roughly. His hands clawed at my back and his mouth worked its way around mine with skill.
That little shit. I told him it meant nothing.
We broke away when I finally managed to calm myself down.
"You asshole! You didn't have to kiss me back!" I growled.
"Vell vhat else vas I supposed to do?" He gaped. "Jou vere coming onto me strong."
"Only because your stupid bird had to pull my curl!"
"Gilbird isht not stupid. Und jou didn't need to kiss me!"
"It was either that or go fap to Nickleback videos and I have to make dinner soon."
"I'll make fucking dinner. And vhy Nickleback?!"
"It turns me off shuttup!"
Gilbert laughed at this. "Birdie, jour face isht all red!"
I groaned. "Speaking of birds...what was it you had to say aboot yours?"
"Just zhat if jou touch a bird on zhe head it recognizes jou as its mate. I vas right vhen I said he vas jelly."
"Oh." I nodded.
"Vitch raises one qvestion!" Prussia declared.
"And what is that?"
"Vhy vont zhis birdie recognize me as his mate?" He pointed at me.
What the hell was that supposed to mean?!

So Romano's living at Mattie's house too. OT3 for me at least but I probably won't be writing a threesome scene. Between these guys at least. I also think I diluted Spamano too much in here but I promise I'll make up for it later.
And hey look a makeout scene and curl pulling. HAWT!
Au revoir!
-Shick

Later author note:
Woke up this morning to find snow on my doorstep. Mother fucking snow people! I just have to let you guys know that if I don't update for a few days and it's not a weekend than it means school was cancelled and I'm at home screaming. I should be back with double chapters though.