Chapter Thirty

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Hey guys, that drama that was going down in the last author's note is kinda sorta over I think. Maybe. We'll see. For more info on the topic you can always consult my diary. Hell yeah diary! It's in my works somewhere.

Canada's POV:

That one month actually flew by pretty fast.
Spain was pretty angry at me once he found out who my baby daddy was. But he soon cooled down. Sure, Romano cheated on him...sorta...but he would soon be able to hold his boyfriend's genes in his arms again.
Dad came over every Saturday to watch Doctor Who with me. It's amazing how my very own Sydney Newman had sparked a fire big enough to last over fifty years. He'd probably be proud.
France pretty much just spent the entire time at America's house. He sung to me and soothed me whenever I was feeling particularly hormonal.
There was one instant, however, when Francis was off doing God knows what (probably England) and Prussia was the only one to deal with me.
"Oh my god! What if the baby's one of the province's?!" I wept.
"Is zhere somezhing wrong vith zhat?"
"Yesssss!! What if it's Quebec! It'll probably want to break away from me and yell at me when I speak English."
Gil started to laugh until he realized that I was genuinely depressed over this.
"Maybe it vont be Quebec."
"But then it'll be Alberta! Alberta is a fucking DOUCHE!" (Mama Shick has a personal hatred toward Alberta. Fucking alberta...stealing all my friends and money and friends.)
"Calm down, Birdie!" Prussia pulled me against him but I pushed away.
"OH GOD WHAT IF ITS BRITISH COLUMBIA?!! I'D HAVE TO HIDE MY WEED AND TELL NETHERLANDS TO NOT SELL THEM ANY AND HE'D PROBABLY CHARGE FOR THAT AND-"
"Gött, Vögelchen! It vont be zhat bad!" Prussia grabbed my shoulders, trying to calm me.
But I couldn't be calmed. "Please be PEI please be PEI please be PEI! Prince Edward Island never did nothing to nobody!!"
"It'll probably be Ontario." He told me.
"But Ontario shat out Justin Bieber." I started sobbing, pulling him close and wetting his shirt. He started to run my back, whispering reassurances to me.
"Isht scary, I know. But jou have to stay calm. Everyzhing vill be alright." He kissed me on the mouth and then let his lips move to kiss away my  tears. I took a deep breath and calmed down.
That wasn't the only time Prussia helped me through this. He stayed by my side constantly and wouldn't let me go at night. You'd think he'd get annoying after a while...but it didn't at all.
Maybe it was a sign.
Ukraine came by later in the month. She and I made a bit of a promise earlier on when we were chatting online.
"Hey Zhere, Ukraine!" Prussia greeted as the woman entered the room.
"Hello Prussia! How are you?" She sat down at my bedside and smiled at Prussia.
"Katsyusha is going to be staying with us for a while." I announced. "Once the baby's born."
"Huh? Vhy?"
"For...um..."
"Breast feeding." She replied.
"Uh...because of...uh..."
"My colossal knockers, obviously."
Prussia choked and burst into laughter "Ja. I just didn't know if it could offend jou.."
She shook her head, still smiling.
"And also...we're good friends and stuff so..."
"Ivan wants to decorate the nursery." She told me.
"Really? I'm grateful. Tell him the key's under my doormat."
"Why don't you tell me yourself?" A tall figure swooped in through the doorway.
Prussia yelped and dove under the bed while I rolled my eyes.
We laughed and laughed until tears sprouted in my eyes and my stomach started to hurt. It was getting big quickly.

Finally the day came...I'd rather not go into the details of the birth, but I can tell you that Gil held my hand the entire time, even with my iron grip I normally reserved for my hockey stick. (No not that hockey stick. C'mon.)
When it was over, China took the child into the bathroom to make sure everything was doing alright. When he returned....

Muahahaha. You have to wait another day!! Aren't I a sweetie? I'm totally a sweetie. Actually have the next chapter done but haha I'm the child of satan so I can do what I want.
The baby was originally supposed to represent "The Principality Of Awesome."
It's a collection of annexed back yards in Australia and their Capitol is new Prussia so....
Their national anthem is We Will Rock You too.
Anyway. Bby is either ded or a province. That's what I decided.
Okay bye <3

-shick

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