The Player Diaries

August 19, 2015

Hey Bro,

I have not gotten myself a girlfriend yesterday, which is a first for me. And I am totally fine with it, which is weird. Many thanks to STEVIE BOEBI! Does the name ring a bell? Of course it does. She was the one who crashed our celebration party at Hannah Witton's house last year and slapped me in front of everyone because, as she was accusing me, I consciously elbowed her girlfriend's nose before taking the buzzer beater winning shot. The accidental blow brought her girlfriend to the hospital.

Anyway as I enter the principal's office, I saw her familiar face. I remember her as a skinny girl who did not even apologize for embarrassing me. I totally forgot she goes to Pab. I also forgot how beautiful she is. So when she stood up to shake my hands, I could not help but notice her curvy bod. Damn, that girl is hot!

When Stevie touched my hand, I was electrified that I am so terrified up to now. This is only the second time that it happened. We both know how the first time ended--my broken heart breaking more hearts.

Stevie is part of the student council and is assigned to be my buddy for the a week because we have almost the same AP classes. Well at least now I know she is a smart ass too and not just some war freak chick. She was so mockingly surprised that we are classmates because she remembered me as a dumb jock who cheats her way to get what she wants.

Since she seemed impressed that I also got a say in the brains department, for a while there I thought she could be my first day girlfriend--that I could win this girl. That's why I asked if she was still dating the girl I accidentally hit whom she hit me for the first time we met. And guess what? She slapped me again!

Apparently they broke up the next day after the incident because she caught her now ex girlfriend making out with the nurse at the hospital. She joked that it was partly my fault that SHE IS SINGLE, my friend!

But she said she will never ever date another player. And you know how I feel about losing. So I erased Stevie off of my list in the meantime.

So I went back to my website that has been quiet during the break. Surprisingly, submitted profiles already shot up to 57 girls... oooppps make that 79 girls (I refreshed again) from Pab. I ran the program I coded to choose who I will flirt with today but there was a bug because someone tried to hack my website. I will fix it tonight--that's if Aria and I will not be busy. Who is Aria? Well she is the lucky winner of the proximity clause--when the system does not work, choose the closest candidate. She has just replied to my text and agreed to be picked up at her house.

By the way, I got the keys to my car. Mom was so impressed that I did not cause any trouble yesterday.

Your only friend,
Ally

PS Did I mention Stevie and I agreed to carpool? I may not get to her pants but she is damn too attractive not to look at everyday. And I need her to be single... Well up until she is ready for me.

PPS I guess Stevie has to make herself comfortable at the backseat. I will just text her about it. She has no choice anyway.